Taps on shoulder.

Seriously, there's a reason I am wearing this big ass headphones, set status to do not disturb and put a sticky saying I'm busy.

Changing numbers on CSS randomly until it works.

Aka, using magic numbers

Is it too much to ask for a tech lead who knows how to code a web app and knows SQL? We're a SaaS startup btw

Had a team with

1 entrepreneur who has this great billion dollar Idea and want me to sign an NDA before he can share the idea

1 newb who thinks that X language is the coolest because that's what everyone on Hacker news says

1 person who spends more time with other team than yours. I'll be fortunate to even spot him during the hackathon. Aka, "networking guy"

And then there's me, wondering why was I even here in the first place

Oh wait, that's the every hackathon I've been to.

Why do you invite devs to a meeting if your going to ignore all the points citing it's a business decision?

Where we had a 2 hour meeting for an one hour task

Equity vs more salary?

What's up with the meetings and schedules? If you involve 9 people for a 3 hour meeting, you're wasting 27 freaking hours and no it's not what standups mean. Startups! ugh

Has your thumb ever touched the trackpad inadvertently changing the line selection on the screen and your train of typing comes halt only after few words?!?

Creating automation scripts while I was sysadmin to slack off. Good ol' VBScript

Isn't the profile supposed to be anonymous? why the github and website details.. duh! I bet most of the rant would be abt the job and co workers anyway, am I right? no?