SkillsPHP, CSS, Drupal
Joined devRant on 11/5/2016
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You know instead of ranting we should be greatful that we have a comfortable job, where we don't have to spend all our day digging ditches, or on our knees scrubbing toilets. That we are in a well condition room instead of in a hot as hell factory where you perform a mind numbing task for minimum wage...
Wait...what is that? Are they retarded with requirements like these...worst. job. Ever!
A little pole. Do you think people who did not get formal education in development or Computer Sciences should be allowed to do development?15
Me: Hey let's do A to help the website.
PO: Yeah that sounds good. but let's do some research about it.
6 months later.
PO: Hay let's do A to help the website.
CTO/CEO/PO's boss: amazing idea. Here's an award and some money for that.
Me: What. The. F...6
Product Owner (PO) the problem with this sharing widget it loads slow and people might scroll past it.
Me: ok. Let's make it fixed on the side of the page so that it's always seen, but not intrusive.
PO: No. It's not how the brand should look. And it might cover 1% of the skin ad. Let's make our own widget.
Me: that would require to create several apps on social networks and maintain the code internally instead of using a centralised service that many people already provide. You don't have the money for that.
PO: sorry I got distracted by this bird outside the window.8
Got a request from a client to remove the dot on the i because umlauts are bad for SEO in URL paths3