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I was the first developer in my company. 5 years and 10 developers later...
Me: Can you make me some meatballs?
Engineer: No, what are you talking about?
Me: I thought you were a chef.
Engineer: I'm not a chef, what made you think that?
Me: I was looking at your code and I haven't seen that much spaghetti since Olive Garden ran the endless pasta special. I was just wanting some meatballs to go with it.5
in morning ...
where rownum < 6;
Still crying about the slow internet connection ...
How am I gonna get the devrant's stickers, t-shirts? It's too expensive if u convert to INR and I don't have much ++ either....1
It sucks that you need to transition to other roles.
Started as front-end dev, now I have to write PL/SQL code. Which I don't like and not confident as NodeJS, Vue, React, Angular4, Java, etc.
Others: I can speak English, Spanish, Chinese, Russian, etc...