Hey... I've been selected for Microsoft as an SDE :)
Am I allowed to work on a Macbook at MS instead of a windows notebook?! 🤔

What's the worst thing that happened to you today?! 🥲 😕

For me, it is, accidentally putting my node_modules folder into antivirus for scanning!! 😭 😩

I don't know whether I can use my antivirus ever again ... 🥺 😞

Q: What's the relation between Java and Javascript?

Ans: What's the relation between Car and Carpet?!

I don't consider people serious who still believe that excel is a database!

Q) What's the bravest action ever?

a) Sky diving
b) Rock climbing
c) Underwater diving
d) Doing fixes in Production

Correct Answer: Option (d)

Manager: What the heck are you guys doing? Pair programming?! That would halve the team productivity!!!

We:

Manager: Alright, Let's do a "quick" four hours meeting. Everyone in the company MUST attend!

We:

We don't like someone correcting our grammar...

But we would be so grateful if someone corrects our code :)

A scenario in the recent future :(

React or Angular?
Vim or Emacs?
Tabs or Spaces?
.....

I'm fed up with these questions :(
Whatever is suitable for your job or whichever is comfortable for you, go with that...

My compiler tells me, "Hey, you have an error at line 389, resolve it!"

Me [In wonder]: What the heck are you talking Mr Compiler, my program is of 32 lines only!!!

This is what motivates me to move forward in the field of tech:

"Any highly advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic!"

What makes programmers different from other professions?

- We could feel worthy when our code compiles even after 458 failed attempts :)

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What's your answer?!

Me: I'm a developer and what're you?
Him: I'm a tester.
Me: We can be friends until the release...
Him: After that?!
Me: It gets difficult...

>> Times I've used REGEX == Times I've had to learn REGEX
>> true

What's the best feeling in the world?!

Closing 100 tabs after finding the solution of a bug :)

Me: [Curiously] How many seconds are there in a year?!
AI: [Confidently] 24 of them! January 2nd, February 2nd, ..., December 2nd, January 22nd, February 22nd, ..., December 22nd.
Me:
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Is AI too dumb or too intelligent!!!

I bought a laptop with a 4GHz CPU, 32GB of RAM, 2TB fusion drive all to execute a hello world script in the terminal so that it can run fast :)

Weekend Rant
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What do you do on weekends?
Me: [Proudly] Oh... I keep my weekends very productive by learning how to write "Hello World" in another programming language and adding it to my resume :)

What to do when you encounter a problem in windows? - REBOOT.
What for Linux problems? - BE ROOT!
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Caption: `sudo` is the king :)

Einstein: Insanity is doing the same thing again and again and expecting different results.

Me [After my code fails to compile]: Let me change nothing and run it again.