Count from zero? Yes

You ugly XD

Trying to login...
"Sorry your password is expired. You have to change the password every 60 days".

«Oooh, c'mon...» Inserting a new password...
"The password must contain at least 1 lowercase letter, 1 uppercase letter, 2 numbers and 1 non-alphanumeric character.

«Please, fuck off and die...» Typing again and eventually entering to private area...

My phone vibrate, there is a new SMS: "Your new password is H0lySh1t!"

WTF. Are you serious?

Log files ...

Where's the who write this code

Our app server still restarts via cron job every night at 22:30, it’s been 3 years :)

You'll never realize how many shortcuts your computer has until your cat sat on the keyboard....

One of the best parts of my day is when I get to check DevRant on my morning commute and get to read all the whacky, funny and brutally honest stuff you guys post. It usually makes me start my day with a smile. Thank you for that 😄

Stackoverflow is fucking blocked from my company's internet. Fuck.

I have two personas at work: a professional dev and a person who giggles at the word "assessment" because it contains the word "ass" 😁

/* Daily sit down meeting */

What did you work on yesterday?
- Tea

What are you working on today?
- Tea

Any road blocks?
- *sips tea* ...nah no

Fucking smokers at bus stops.

Forced to breathe your vile, clothes infusing emissions because you can't wait and you don't fucking care about anyone else.

A pox on you.

An actual quote from a kid in my English Class:

"Because I'm a programmer, everything I make has to be perfect, cause that's what it's like when you work with code".

GUYS I GOT MY FIRST JOB, I'M SO FUCKING PROUD OF MYSELF (not a dev job, but I'm still in high school so anything's good enough for me)

We all have that experience

Wish it is that simple

I've had 3 interviews with the same company. The first two interviews went pretty well, they looked interested, on the third they tell me "your CV says you are not graduated yet, we can't hire you now".

SO WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HAD TO WASTE MY TIME?

You've had my CV before the first interview, why the hell didn't you read that I am still a student? Is the first thing it's written on it! Stupid fuckers.

Can you believe it? I want to get paid for the work i do! How outrageous!

Wanted to share this!

happens every time ?