Gargoyle sucking its own todger, of the day.

What the fuck?! It can’t be what it looks like. But if it’s not, what is it?

K O N R A D

talent

oddly this is how I see ostream

Creative

I guess he wasn't very popular

when your drinking buddies pull the last prank on you after your death

"Gargoyle" is how I imagine this sculpture would sound like if it were alive (and making sounds).

A lot of y’all are like “wtf” and “this is weird” when we all know you have at least tried it once at one point in your life. Don’t pretend like u haven’t.

@shovethisrant I tried it, failed. need to do more yoga

@TeachMeCode same

@shovethisrant or maybe yoga for my dick so I can stretch it out like dhalsim

Wow, I never knew product owners existed back then!

@TeachMeCode more of a mortal kombat guy, but that’s crazy is it like a special move or something where he just whips it out?

Also, you could probably do it too by just putting a heavy weight on it all day. Probably would break circulatory function tho lol

To @shovethisrant and others — I did it. Yes, I was that flexible. Despite my blowjob skills, sucking your own dick feels like tickling yourself — it doesn’t really work. My brain cannot process the data from both my mouth and my penis simultaneously, especially in that awkward pose. So if you wondered what that felt like — don’t worry. You ain’t missing anything.

@kiki Well Konrad's been doing it for the past 500 years so it can't be bad.