Atlassian truly know its way to use marketing euphemisms in such a way that it feels like a slap in my face and kick into my groins.

The next time my app crashes and people come running to me that they cannot used it at all, I will simply state that I am looking into reports of people seemingly experiencing "degraded performance".

At least they are consistent, as they did that as well in the past with their [minor glitch](https://devrant.com/rants/922343/...) thing.

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