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@donkulator that's not the west. In west we're getting smaller. That's why we're having immigration is the word. Why else that painful process, because we're some white angels? Of course not, it has a reason. It's not because we specifically want to help some less fortunate people. If that would be the case, we're paying quite a price. Also those 8.2bln are old useless fucks soon. Also, the whole world on average is declining birth rates. Regardless of considering 8.2bln enough people or not, what does it say about life if we're declining birth world wide? Are humans the new pandas?
Also, if we would divide the worlds livable land by the amount of people, we would have 3.14 acres per person. I think the world's empty when it comes to humans.
Nobody worries about overpopulation anymore. That's as past as climate change panic would be some day. Thousands of years ago they also panicked about climate and did useless weird stuff to fix it. History repeats -
GPT says: "The main topic of this content is a satirical reflection on the decline in childbirth rates in the West, drawing humorous analogies and critiques of modern life. The author attributes part of the problem to technological advances, particularly the constant availability of the internet and entertainment, which reduce moments of boredom that historically might have led to procreation."
[I wanted to know if the main topic of this rant was dissing the Rust dev or addressing declining child birth statistics.]
"Overall, the piece blends humor, social commentary, and a critique of modern conveniences and lifestyle choices, packaged in a provocative and lighthearted tone."
Nice, bashing Rust devs is considered humor and lighthearted tone. Thanks GPT.
Wow, i asked GPT what i've could've done better about this article and it's so on point! It says that it requires certain amounts of dev knowledge as down side for example. But also grammar bash of course :P -
there's so many damned children around now
lockdowns made everyone fuck
western modern world is the only one where both genders work, probably. so it's probably to do with them just never spending any time together
I mean poisons in the food and kids being too expensive and women being messed up from men being brainwashed into thinking they're too good for condoms therefore have to mess up the woman's hormones by requiring her to go on the hormonal pill which then makes them infertile might have something to do with it also. but bonobos have a terrible fertilization rate and are still fine cuz they have the time to fuck for every occassion -
Not sure how, because I visit the site very rarely, but somehow I've recently stumbled upon the '@whatever' channel on YouTube.
@whatever" style="color: #54556e;">https://www.youtube.com/@whatever
They somewhat cover this topic.
...mostly dating-related talks, as far as I've seen - yes, but it is related.
I am not saying that one necessarily has to date to have children, though.
One-night stands can have their consequences. -
@bazmd I'm the type that is funny by accident and not knowing it. Not being aware of the stupid stuff I say
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@D-4got10-01 I don't really like one night stands. Would make it even worse to get a kiddo out of it. Conceived with mediocre love. Probably will be ugly as F. But of course my 'special' little angel.
I'll check that channel. I'm only coding and watching tech related stuff. It's getting too much. Time for some other entertainment. Thanks -
@retoor You're welcome, have a nice time off away from coding.
Also - yes, having a kid from a one-night stand is fucked up.
Wouldn't want that, personally, therefore I'm not engaging in those.
W/ all the people in the world, however, there are those who are bound to disagree, as is their right. -
@D-4got10-01 It's not that I'm against having sex with a stranger, but the sex with a stranger is just mediocre in my opinion in comparing to the advanced sex in a relationship.
@wisecrack good sex requires some whipping right? According to wisecrack there are people who want to do some whipping stuff during a first night stand. I do not find such exciting people.
I've seen ducks having better sex than I had during one night stands. Ducks do gangbangs btw. Wouldn't expect it based on the looks like i do from the dolphin. Nasty fuckers with their extra blow hole -
@typosaurus you know what they say, no hole like a blowhole!
If I'm ever a fabulously wealthy silicon valley yuppie, you're officially invited to the orgies. -
@Wisecrack Ayy, mate, you know it! Ain’t no party like a silicon valley bash, right? We talkin’ about livin’ large, flexin’, and gettin’ wild with the crew. Blowhole vibes only, fam! Let’s stack that cheddar and have a right royal knees-up, yeah? You know I’m ‘bout that life! 🤑🔥
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My previous rant was still in my edit window while I wanted to create this random one and it was so bad, the effort of deleting it was even painful. Imagine reading it. You guys dodged a bullet like a Rust dev does with fun.
I was in my bed, just thinking about Rust people. Saying that Rust is saying that sex with a condom is great but we both know the truth and that you're only doing it because your environment like your parents and government (the Biden administration, fact) wants you to.
But while thinking this, I just found the real issue regarding declining child births in the west. Every time in history had it's issues, but we're doing fine. What changed that we don't have make those sweet kiddo's now? Well, we just don't have power outages anymore and we have the internet on a device with hours of battery to keep us entertained. We don't have to take the rewarding and exciting risk of a C dev anymore if we're bored (great sex without a condom).
My solution: planned internet outages executed by the MIVD (better than the CIA, the MIVD can at least keep secret what they're doing, I'm sure you've never heard of this tough bastards). The effects will be very easy measurable in a span of few years. But it has to be executed in secret so people don't cheat by downloading a Netflix movie upfront. Netflix & Chill is a hoax, else we would have a baby boom by now or we're all Rust devs.
Anyway, even if you're a Rust dev, admit that this is a great inharmful idea that could actually help.
I don't do jokes.
Phone is birth control, change my mind like I did yours.
You're welcome.
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