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    @Alice
    Alexa, Toast ready in 3 minutes.

    "Im sorry, you're too fat for this shit"

    The IoT is a miracle
  • 12
    Retails be like
  • 2
    If anyone buys a toaster capable of growing an arm and stabbing its owner, I will stab its owner just because they have it.
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