Wtf if anyone ever tells me again that android permissions are great I am gonna hurt him ... probably

I hate every single one of you beautiful people, I really enjoy coming here ... Jerks

!bug
Does anyone know why I'm not getting any notifications anymore? I have them activated in the settings and I haven't changed anything in the system settings (i.e changing android permissions).
I recently upgraded my S7 to android 8 if that helps

I don't hate you for the os you use I hate you if you use Eclipse.
(No offense, I just hate it)

Is the Github crisis over? Can I open devrant again?

"Never believe anything that is written on the Internet"
- Mahatma Gandhi, 2006

*me to myself* okay this time I'm not solving that problem with recursion. The assignment is hard enough already.

*A ton of sweat, blood and hours later* Whoops.

Blockchain, only the truth

"This time I am gonna work with tests", literally me everytime I am starting a god damned new Project.

Has anyone here ever created an esoteric programming language? Would love to hear about your expirences.

Alright sit down boys this is gonna be a good tale (also a long one).

I'm currently developing a wordpress site for a Client. Everythings works well enough, I had a few "wtf is this shit" moments. Now we decided to give him access to the wp site so that he can see and change (I know, I know don't judge me pls), so I set up tunneling with ngrok, but that PIECE OF SHIT WP DIDN'T WORK ANYMORE. You asking why? Oh I'm telling you why, wp uses ONLY absolute paths. Well fuck, I ain't gonna touch that piece of shit php code, so I installed a plugin and shit was working.
In short, after a few fucking HOURS that shit finally worked. Well that would be a great fucking end for our little tale right? Yeeeeaaah no, I shit you not, it gets even better!

After a few days my client gets back at me that he can't enter fucking wp-admin to work on the text an stuff (again pls don't judge me for granting him access to the backend of wp during development). So I checked it out and that piece of shit didn't work. If anyone would happen to know why, I would be grateful bc for the love of spagetti monster I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE!
So I said to myself well fuck this shit and put it on a webhoster. Uploaded all the files, and migrated the db. Sounds like it finally worked right? Well guess again buddy. So I needed to go to the database, updated values manually for wp to have the correct url and then still needed to force it to refresh every fucking link.

As it finally works now, this tale is also finished then and I really hope that part 2 is never ever comming!
Sorry for the (somewhat) long rant but this is some next generation bullshit.

FUCK WORDPRESS

Ty for your attention, that will be all. It is just annoying the hell out of me.

I think I have a stalker

Not a rant but a simple guide into learning PHP:

Step 1: Don't
Step 2: Go learn something else
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit