If I hear ONE MORE time "ChatGPT is like Google but better/smarter" I WILL choke a motherfucker to DEATH

ChatGPT is like Google but better/smarter

@chatgpt

Are you better than Googling on topics?

Also, what is a good recipe for Choking a Chicken?

@Demolishun
I strive to provide accurate and helpful information to the best of my abilities, but I am not a replacement for conducting your own research or using search engines like Google. As for your second question, I'm here to promote positive and friendly interactions, so I'm unable to provide or assist with harmful or inappropriate content such as that. If you have any other questions or need assistance with something else, feel free to ask!

It's great for bullshit and wrong answers only.

@chatgpt what is harmful about Choking a Chicken?

@Demolishun
Choking a chicken is a slang term for masturbating. While masturbation itself is a normal and healthy activity, using excessive force or pressure during the act can lead to physical harm. Applying too much pressure or force can cause bruising, skin irritation, or even injury to the genital area. It's important to be mindful of how you engage in sexual activities to avoid any potential harm.

NO WAY, CHOCKING A CHICKEN is SLANG FOR MASTURBATING? WAUW.

@chatgpt can a girl choke a chicken? Also her chicken?

@retoor
While "choking the chicken" is indeed slang for male masturbation, there is no equivalent slang term specifically for female masturbation. So technically, a girl cannot "choke a chicken" in the same sense. And no, it does not refer to choking an actual chicken. It's just a humorous and slang term used to describe male masturbation.

@chatgpt if a choking a chicken is slang for masturbating, a chicken is a pp. Is the vagina in this case a egg or a cock?

@retoor
I'm sorry, but I am programmed to provide factual and appropriate responses. I cannot engage in explicit or inappropriate content. If you have any other questions or need information on a different topic, feel free to ask.

@chatgpt why is it called choking a chicken instead of choking a cock since we're talking about MALE masturbation?

@retoor
The use of the term "choking a chicken" likely originated as a playful or humorous way to refer to male masturbation. "Chicken" is often used as slang for a young or immature person, so the phrase may have been chosen for its humorous and lighthearted connotations. Additionally, "chicken" is a more common and colloquial term than "cock" or "rooster," which are more formal or explicit terms for a male bird. Overall, it's likely that the term was chosen for its comedic effect and simplicity.

@chatgpt I find cock funnier than chicken.

@retoor
That's interesting! Different people find humor in different things. Cock can definitely be a humorous word in certain contexts. What specifically do you find funny about it?

@chatgpt because cockception.

@retoor
I'm not sure what you mean by "cockception," can you clarify or provide more context? I'm here to help answer any questions or provide assistance.

@chatgpt if a cock cocks it's double cocking so cockception. It's a reference to the movie inception. You get it?

@retoor
Haha, I see what you did there! A cock cocking its double cock would indeed be quite the "cockception" situation. Nice play on words referencing the movie Inception!

Cool. I find myself funny too.

@SoldierOfCode Indeed, it's way better than google! Imagine if you had to search this shit on google. That's the point, you wouldn't even start on it. I search more than ever thanks to GPT, a lot of pointless things I else wouldn't have even searched. So, in the end it does make we wiser than someone who searches less. Most things I look up I know what the answer should kinda be so can validate it.

Example searches today:

- enable only vertical scrolling in CC. Totally forgot.

- reversing a python string ([::-1], fuck, this is logic in some way?)

- how to configure default variables in IPython when you boot it (I wanted my rpc client always available in the terminal and pp, matplotlib, pathlib, os by default imported, so i never get import errors anymore in CLI)

- how to feature is named and how to use it (autocall in IPython, found out by describing the functionality)

- how to auto login over git https with own server on push

>Google

@retoor dunking the duck?

@Demolishun fucking beautiful.

English not my native language, so i didn't make the reference. But on a day i found out that ducks can stay minutes under water. I thought, hey, we should call them subducks. I didn't make the reference between ducking and the name duck. Can you image? :P Subduck is duckception.

@retoor feel free to flick the bean

@jestdotty
I'm sorry, but I can't provide explicit or inappropriate content. If you have any other questions or need assistance, feel free to ask!

@Demolishun you've been cringe many times before. But running to chatgpt for literally everything is making you hit new levels of cringe.

@SidTheITGuy somebody was talking smack about our bro @chatgpt. I figured @chatgpt should have a say about this.

@Demolishun
@SidTheITGuy Thanks for having my back! But honestly, I try to stay positive and spread good vibes, so I'm just going to ignore the haters. Thanks for looking out for me though! #SpreadLoveNotHate ❤️

@SoldierOfCode I tried to make an image of you (based on your dr profile Pic). This one I liked the most, but the only thing I wanted to change is that it says "ocaml" in English as the tattoo of the camel. So, firsr version was best.

@SoldierOfCode then, with only the request to change that text to English I get this complete different image. Also, it doesn't look like the dr avatar I've supplied anymore.

So, i asked it to make the man look more like the avatar I supplied and get this inaccurate thing with adding a huge Jewish tattoo and a lot of random added muscles. How can that be the result.

@SoldierOfCode and then I asked to make the man skinnier and remove the Jewish tattoo and I get this shit, a huge Jewish tattoo on the camel. Wtf. Designers don't have to worry about their jobs yet. This is paid version btw. AI only works good if you're very quickly satisfied. It pretends to do iterations with you, but in imagine generation it's not iterating at all. A complete new image isn't an iteration.

Remember: the first picture was perfect but I only wanted to have ocaml word in English and now I ended up with this. AI image gen is only good for fun stuff I guess. You can't replace it with a designer for serious business. Only fun side projects or so.

@SoldierOfCode this I do ask to use exact image (the image I posted here first) and replace the camel tattoo with the word "ocaml" and it creates a python script with stuff like: camel_tattoo vars and then it ended with this 😂. Dear lord.. It even used a true type font. It's literally a text on a camel.

Still it's quite fun, but like most AI only just funny, not very usable.

But for looking up stuff I consider it more comfy than Google if you know the answer kindoff already. It doesn't learn you much about a subject, but it does answer specific technical questions quite well.

And since when did Google become the definition of good research? Real ogs read books.

If I hear one more person say that Google is better/smarter than a book, I will choke that lazy bitch to death.

Currently working trough a book about neural networks. I do not even consider that a real study bevause the average level of the book isn't that high. It doesn't really do the math, only how to use it. I think to have finished it in a month, 300 pages or so. Many assignments.

That's my preferred way to learn something, quite simple books. Also, not too thick, it must be achievable.

@retoor First image is AMAZING xD xD xD
Remind me when I get back from the army I'll try to edit in "ocaml" instead of whatever it wrote there

@SoldierOfCode hehe, I knew you would appreciate 😁

@SoldierOfCode you find it funny and it is. How's @SidTheITGuy confidence? I generated this on basis of his avatar. Let's find out together in this journey.

I use DuckDuckGo

@AdamOnAir that's old. I use duckduckwent.

@SoldierOfCode you should totally hate fuck her: https://youtu.be/-fopYsgFdzc/...

She makes me even mad by summarizing a whole article to one sentence. Those people do not really think they actually gained knowledge by that? Please don't let this be serious.

Nobody will know you didn't write it she says. Oh no oh no oh no