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Teacher: Linux is build on Java
Am I dumb or what?

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  • 16
    Ok.. I think this id10t is thinking of android and the davik opcode compiler
  • 24
    @LastDigitOfPi PHP is the best language in the world. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • 18
    Linux is a kernel and it is built in C lol
  • 17
    Wow, a teacher is TEACHING factually incorrect information. That's really irresponsible.
  • 15
    Call him out on it. Ask him to open the source code and see if it is java
  • 29
    Everyone knows Linux is built on WinNT
  • 4
    I think they got Android and Java mixed up.
  • 7
    @LastDigitOfPi the UI is, but the kernel is written in BASIC.
  • 16
    i say no more
  • 5
    @theuser I see that 0.001% Java in there
  • 5
    You mean JavaScript *trollface*
  • 20
    Wtf, I thought Linux was written in English? That's why I learned English as a second language
  • 3
    @bahua Surprise, surprise.
  • 16
    linux is actually just a medium sized excel macro written in VBA
  • 0
    What?
  • 1
    Fire it!
  • 4
    alias C = Java

    There u go..
  • 6
    @OdeToCode it should be the other way around, shouldn't it?
  • 1
    @notarealDev aha! You noticed :D
  • 0
    I feel better now, i guess he meant that Java was available on it or something, I don't want to make a big deal out of it, I have to pass
  • 0
    Maps is written in C64 Basic
  • 1
    Correct, but impartially. Full answer is:
    GNU is made in Linux.
    Linux is made in Unix.
    Unix is made in Java, which is fast.
    Java is the light version of JavaScript.
  • 0
    @Noob Javascript is technically a Java framework though (it also incorporates jQuery)
  • 1
    @theuser both ways are correct.
    Let's examine the names.
    Java, JavaScript...
    Remove (make lighter) Script and you get Java.
    Add Script to Java and you get JavaScript.

    Conclusion:
    Java is the lightweight version of JavaScript, which is a Java framework and is fast.
  • 1
    @Noob Indeed, same logic applies to Typescript. Type is the lightweight version of Typescript. Type was however made in Java though, so it runs not so fast as Java; but similarly it runs on 16 billion devices.
  • 0
    @daemonAD there is a huge drawback to me using devRant only when sleepy in bed.
    I tend to use antonyms for no reason. Like an idiot.
    That's probably the third time already that I make such a mistake :)
  • 3
    The amount of LOLs this thread gave me
  • 0
    @matt961 Oh I remember the struggle with Unix in 1997. I was a happy camper when they replaced it with Vista in 2003
  • 0
    Wrong, everybody knows that Linux core is written in CSS, and some parts in html 😂
  • 1
    my teacher: 90% Hackers use windows
  • 2
    English is written in Unix.
  • 0
    @theuser am I the only one confused by the fact that there is more objective c than makefile?
  • 0
    Can i test to comment here? I am waiting new joke in next comment..thanks bro
  • 0
    kernel development with javascript :-D
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