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				I Fucking hate php's dollar sign. That triggers me everytime, when I have to search for it.
I would probably eat that golden button lmao - 
				
				
stop65808y@PrivateGER
Variant 1:
1. buy golden paint.
2. paint your key
3. let it dry
4. write $ and 4 on your button
Variant 2:
1. buy leaf gold
2. put the gold leaf ob the key
3. let it dry
4. write $ and 4 on your button - 
				
				@PrivateGER
Doubleshot PBT plastic:
https://amazon.com/Element-Transluc...
Zinc with gold finish:
https://massdrop.com/buy/... - 
				
				
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				@bittersweet I prefer Greens :P
I just picked Black in this case since they are waaaaaaay to bars to push down for actual use - 
				
				
aaxa22008yAlso, PHP syntax (especially the dollar sign) is freaking disgusting and I cringe every time I see it and think about what the fucking idiot Rasmus Lerdorf thought of when he invented it... - 
				
				@aaxa Clears are great, but they can get "sticky" over time. Keep them very clean, maybe even lube them.
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aaxa22008y@bittersweet Luckily it's quite easy on this keyboard as the keys are not sunk into the keyboard but actually on top (Corsair K65 Rapidfire) - 
				
				@aaxa Yeah my board with clears was made by wasd, and I think they might have submerged each switch in a mudbath before assembling. They feel grindy and sometimes hang on the way up. I built an ergodox with greens, and have three CM quickfire boards with browns... I like the browns, because they work excellent in all situations.
 
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