Probably been posted here, so I apologize if it's a repost, but gave me a solid laugh, so...

I pranked my friends ex, nothing bad, just fun. First i screen shorted is desktop, flipped it and made it his new desktop. Then flipped the resolution, so my upsideiwn bf was cool. Lastly I change his mouse behavior, I set it for reversed.
Fun right? A typical person might get a lil pussy and have to fix it. Some might even fix it themselves. Regardless have a lil chuckle.
He smashes the monitor and keyboard, left them, both in a pile.

In the middle of a line of code when the power goes out.

It bothers me when one edge of a multiple monitor setup doesn't align.

Is it just me, or does objective c look like a bag of smashed assholes? It looks clumsy and verbose.

Fuck yeah! Woke up this morning and noticed I cleared the 1000 mark. Go Dev rant! Glad to see someone enjoys my shitty sense of humour.

Just bought a pixel XL 2 yesterday, upgrade from Nexus 6p. Love this new phone. The internet hype over the screen was so inaccurate!

Foam poop makes for an awesome stressball, just sayin.

Just read this cool article, thought I'd share it here. https://dev.to/jacoby/...

I was thinking today this app is missing messaging. There have been times I wanted to reach out to a specific user, without publicly chatting.

Fuckin shit web hosts! I must have wasted three hours over the past three days on support emailing, troubleshooting and waiting for a webpage to load. Is a decent host at a decent cost too much to ask for?

Ha! Did you all catch the Steve Jobs Rick last week on Rick and Morty?

I think I'm supposed to start this with some kind of no rant tag, but I've never been good at following the rules. I just watched the first episode of the third season of Rick and Morty. Best ep I've watched yet!

That is all, go write some awesome code.

Fucking moron clients!!! Why did I take on this idiot stick client?

https://boostnote.io

Thoughts?

I have this project manager that is stuck in the 90s.
I have to constantly get their approval. I ask several questions in an email. I get only one question answered, the last one, everytime.

I just love when a client sends me a picture of text, then complains when the price of the project goes up. Time is money.

My 9 year old son checks out the source code of every website he visits. If he finds something he doesn't understand, he bounces it off me. I love the snot outta that kid ❤️❤️❤️.

Stickers made it to Niagara! Not the first set either, we have a solid dev community up here. Thanks for the stickers @dfox!

I have the house all to myself. Twenty years ago, I'd be throwing a party. Today I look forward to all the uninterrupted coding.

Had this PM who would call me while intoxicated mid afternoon. He would come up with these random ideas, and request them be implemented into the web app we were building for him. One time he called me saying "I have an idea for a page, but so far just the page's title. I'll call you back and tell you what to put on it."

Here's to that moment your project comes together perfectly!

Think Monday's are bad? Try Monday after camping:(

I was 11-12, the year was 1995. My mom was so sick of me screwing up the business computer (286), she bought me an old XT at a garage sale. It had a monochrome monitor and a 40 kB HDD. I taught myself qbasic on it. I knew right there I wanted to build stuff in code for a living.

Currently have a client trying to hold a hosting renewal hostage, by suggesting we need to make posting more user friendly. It's the default WordPress post process.

That feeling your program comes together perfectly 😂
And then you find another bug 😞

If you haven't tried coding on a vertical monitor yet, you really should.