insecure girls - friend of mine: "I like my servers like I like my girls" me: "insecure?" - devRant

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Deadmau5

4002

6y

"Open and vulnerable"
61

devTea

24088

6y

Require high and constant maintenance?
40

const

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Unauthorised access when you wanna touch her
40

arshcaptano

358

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Unstable?
34

trickory

674

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Running fast
23

ScribeOfGoD

7349

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Panicked?
29

Stuxnet

59649

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This thread is comedy gold lol
29

IAmNotARobot

3392

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Incompatible with your requests?
19

FinlayDaG33k

6277

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controlling your life?
24

Ltay

24

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Expensive and requires a lot of maintenance?
18

Proximyst

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Animated? Big tiddy anime servers are a thing too you know...
15

Rudi

716

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Filling up /var/log with various complaints?
16

JiggleTits

2858

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Consuming the majority of your electrical bill?
21

TheItalianGuy

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Redundant?
17

kai18

771

6y

Too hot to handle?
17

dotFuck

274

6y

You wish you could change it to something newer and better?
14

react-dev

232

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Serverless
16

Phlisg

2524

6y

Bruteforced?
21

WildOrangutan

2630

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"down for maintenance"
16

segfault0xff

3603

6y

Some joke about permissions for bulk insert
19

RagingCodeChimp

1070

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Down for maintenance 1 week every month?

Crashing with stacktraces unrelated to the actual error?

Virtual?

Pay-as-you-go pricing from Bezos?

Elastic?

Ok... I'll see myself out...
7

crhntr

62

6y

Returning 500 errors
4

crhntr

62

6y

golden image?
9

segfault0xff

3603

6y

Ok I got another one..
"Honey, I never said that."
"SELECT * FROM dbo.conversationHistory"
"Damnit, you win."
6

grahamfsd

219

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I like my women like I like my servers
Never good enough.
5

gurumeditation

4502

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Wet?!
4

ScribeOfGoD

7349

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@grahamfsd never enough resources lol
5

Electrux

4299

6y

Nonexistent? 😭😭
2

EloquentPrick

414

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Virtualized?
3

FinlayDaG33k

6277

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@EloquentPrick
4

xalys

1882

6y

Down
4

cephei

177

6y

auto-charching your credit card to spare you the trouble of a monthly transfer

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