insecure girls - friend of mine: "I like my servers like I like my girls" me: "insecure?" - devRant

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Deadmau5

4020

6y

"Open and vulnerable"
61

devTea

24382

6y

Require high and constant maintenance?
40

const

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Unauthorised access when you wanna touch her
40

arshcaptano

358

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Unstable?
34

trickory

677

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Running fast
23

ScribeOfGoD

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Panicked?
29

Stuxnet

60434

6y

This thread is comedy gold lol
29

IAmNotARobot

3405

6y

Incompatible with your requests?
19

FinlayDaG33k

6328

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controlling your life?
24

Ltay

24

6y

Expensive and requires a lot of maintenance?
18

Proximyst

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Animated? Big tiddy anime servers are a thing too you know...
15

Rudi

718

6y

Filling up /var/log with various complaints?
16

JiggleTits

2883

6y

Consuming the majority of your electrical bill?
21

TheItalianGuy

2904

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Redundant?
17

kai18

771

6y

Too hot to handle?
17

dotFuck

276

6y

You wish you could change it to something newer and better?
14

react-dev

233

6y

Serverless
16

Phlisg

2537

6y

Bruteforced?
21

WildOrangutan

2658

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"down for maintenance"
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segfault0xff

3629

6y

Some joke about permissions for bulk insert
19

RagingCodeChimp

1088

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Down for maintenance 1 week every month?

Crashing with stacktraces unrelated to the actual error?

Virtual?

Pay-as-you-go pricing from Bezos?

Elastic?

Ok... I'll see myself out...
7

crhntr

62

6y

Returning 500 errors
4

crhntr

62

6y

golden image?
9

segfault0xff

3629

6y

Ok I got another one..
"Honey, I never said that."
"SELECT * FROM dbo.conversationHistory"
"Damnit, you win."
6

grahamfsd

219

6y

I like my women like I like my servers
Never good enough.
5

gurumeditation

4504

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Wet?!
4

ScribeOfGoD

7470

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@grahamfsd never enough resources lol
5

Electrux

4317

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Nonexistent? 😭😭
2

EloquentPrick

414

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Virtualized?
3

FinlayDaG33k

6328

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@EloquentPrick
4

xalys

1896

6y

Down
4

cephei

177

6y

auto-charching your credit card to spare you the trouble of a monthly transfer

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