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ceee
6y

Sister = bee ( who isn't a stranger to Ubuntu)
Me = Cee

Bee: can I use your laptop?
Cee : why ? Use yours ,it's works fine.
Bee : no I want to use yours and I need to work with windows.
Cee: 🀯
Bee : my work can only be done using windows.
Cee : fine do whatever ( doesn't want to argue )
* Le bee opens MS word, and starts her work *
Cee : 😀😀Seriously?
Bee : I don't like libre
Cee : πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘^∞
* Few moments later *
Bee : my work is done ,you can have your laptop,btw it's updating.
Cee : πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
* 2000 years later *
*Opens Ubuntu *
*Getting a weird bug*
*Tried to fix *
*Can't open OS files * πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸŽ†
* Windows not shutdown properly *
* Opens windows *
* Not able to login via pin *
* Password ? not accepted *
* Changes outlook password *
* Please chose a password you haven't chosen before *
* Logs in *
* types old pin to change pin *
*You've entered wrong pin too many times *
*System hanging a lot *
* Removes pin *
* Gets huge mcAfee restart system popups , every 10 sec *
* Just shutdown , feels irritated for the rest of the day*

* Regrets dual booting, shd have wiped the windows partition 😫😫*

*Wonders,what the hell did my sister even do to my laptop ?*

Comments
  • 10
    @CodePatronus why are you asking this ?
    My sister is 14
  • 10
    @CodePatronus it's my nickname
  • 9
    @CodePatronus no. Probably next year.
  • 7
    @CodePatronus yeah it'll be great for her. I literally started coding a little more than ab year ago. I wish I started earlier.
  • 4
    @CodePatronus CSE
  • 4
    @CodePatronus 3rd
  • 30
    @ceee I wasn't expecting an interview when I stumbled upon this post πŸ€”
  • 8
    @Marnsghol πŸ˜‚ lol!
  • 19
    Is this the @ceee Q&A show?
  • 7
    Like.... Why didnt you just say that if her laptops fine, sod off and use that??
  • 17
    We're back after the commercials.
    Next question
    @ceee how fast can you run
  • 4
    @sharktits I mean it does work but ,it's slow.
    one of the two, 2 GB ram chips stopped working and was removed. ( She has my old laptop )
  • 5
    @electrineer @notAnkur hilarious !you guys ! πŸ˜‚
  • 3
    @undef it was ! You πŸ˜… typo. I did know someone might point it out
  • 4
    @undef { some place in Rajasthan } Ik it πŸ˜‚
  • 5
    You and your sister have ridiculously cool names. Bee and Cee. You might as well be programming langs
  • 3
    That's why I hate it when somebody else uses my PC.
  • 4
    @hashedram yeah I really love our names too 🀩
    Well one of us is a programming language already you C 😝. It'll be cool to have a language called B
  • 3
    @ceee there is a language called B. Thompson and Ritchie made it as a precursor to C. You two have the age mixed up, I guess. B was older.
  • 6
    @hashedram well bee "thinks" she is older πŸ™‚.
  • 3
    @CodePatronus yup
  • 3
    @ceee which younger sister in this country doesn't πŸ˜‚
  • 6
    It's a *personal* computer, I'd rather share my chewing gum than my devices. Probably even condoms are higher on the list of sharable items.
  • 3
    @undef Sharing hardware with family makes me feel gross, almost in an incestuous way. Just... eww.
  • 2
    @undef Such a meta comment in that context.
  • 3
    About rant: All that just for a Word document? Damn. Bee needs to get used to Linux soon.

    About comment thread: What the hell?

    @CodePatronus Dude! You collecting data manually?
  • 3
    @Cyanide she knows Linux. Systems at school had Linux. Today she was asking me to dual boot her laptop 🀣
    Dual boot on 2 GB ram ! Hell no ! 🀣🀣🀣

    And as far as the thread is concerned. You won't believe the comments that were deleted ! 🀣
  • 2
    @ceee

    I said "get used to" like "really used to".

    The thread is missing some comments? Man, I want to see them. Screenshots by any chance?
  • 4
    @Cyanide nope , it's good that they were deleted. Not anything that you aren't aware of though πŸ˜…
  • 2
    But all comments by undef are still there
  • 1
    @ceee It doesn't seem that the thread is missing any comment. No one is talking to him/herself.
  • 2
    @notAnkur Just wait. They will vanish, this full moon.
  • 3
    @Cyanide yup because both the "questions" and the "answers* were deleted. 🀣
  • 1
    Well actually dual booting can be quite amazing, just put your data on a separate partition. πŸ€”
  • 2
    @AlpineLinnix fizzbuzz fr interview bit ? Yeah ?
  • 2
    @AlpineLinnix 🀣 you want me to write the code on paper ? 🀩
  • 2
    @AlpineLinnix I forgot my quill ! Damn it !
  • 3
    @AlpineLinnix
    Writes review on Glassdoor
    No offer
    Difficult experience
    Remarks : don't forget the quill.
  • 2
    @ceee If she really wants to use Word on Linux a version is available as a free web app:

    https://products.office.com/en-US/...
  • 2
    @ceee If you guys were Asians your names would be Ayyplus and Ayyy
  • 2
    @catadoxa she cd have used the online version too. Or Google docs. She kept her purpose secret that is why all this happened 🀣
  • 3
    @Marnsghol I am Asian technically 🀣
  • 1
    @ceee and theoretically ??
  • 2
    @notAnkur no,practically.
  • 1
    @CodePatronus after thoroughly analysing this thread and questions you asked during "@ceee live QA session"....
    I came upon a conclusion that
    You might have asked
    "What's your weight"
    (This is my second conclusion, I didn't found the first one relatable with the thread)
  • 1
    @notAnkur in favor of @CodePatronus I think he was just pinging the connection then he would scan the ports and try to access the target. I also heard @CodePatronus is a fan of backdoors
  • 1
    @CodePatronus I don't want to reveal my name that's why..
  • 0
    @CodePatronus everyone knows cuz you are on TheTruman show πŸ˜‚
  • 2
    @NeedAJob pre-installed shit.
  • 2
    @notAnkur 🀣🀣🀣
    No it wasn't my weight 🀣 but something that was threatening my anonymity here. Hence it was best that they were deleted.
  • 1
    @CodePatronus are you secretly working for Facebook?
  • 1
    @CodePatronus One word: Wut?
  • 2
    @ceee my little sister holds world record for corrupting hard drives
  • 1
    @CodePatronus Never mind.
  • 0
  • 3
    @retard πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£ i hope my sister never breaks het auspicious record.
  • 2
    @CodePatronus there are a lot of kids on Devrant.(by kids i mean younger than 18 ) Cozyplanes ,calmyourtitties, Michelle, mr.wouter are some of them.
    Nobody tag anyone new in this thread , it's a goddamn mess πŸ˜‚
  • 2
    Damn it ! Someone new read through the whole thread 🀣
    @oudalally oh I remember you, we had a discussion on one of my rants the other day. Hope you are doing well. 😊
  • 2
    @oudalally you remember it right.
    And yes get well soon.
    I am doing alright, preparing for my never ending internal exams.
  • 2
    @oudalally I don't drink, i remember all my exams 🀣
  • 1
    @ceee I see replies to comments that do not exist
  • 1
    @sauronjs wonderful observation, mr. Holmes
  • 0
    @electrineer I shouldn't mind them, but my point is, should the replies be deleted with the comments, cause it creates some confusion.

    I could '--' a reply to show my struggle but that is not something anyone would like.

    Tell me if you don't like replies, I'll gladly delete these too.
  • 3
    @sauronjs When someone deletes their account, all their comments will disappear. Deleting each reply to them manually would be waste of time. You just have to live with the confusion when reading old rants.
  • 2
    @sauronjs bro ! How would I know if someone deleted their account
    Nobody can go through every thread they were part of to see if someone deleted their comments.
    And deleting the replies is certainly not something I am obliged to do.

    Just bear with it.
  • 0
    @ceee yeah sure. I didn't realise both of them had their account deleted and I can understand you aren't obliged to do anything.

    I just wish, devrant would add a feature for this. If you're are a curious one, will understand the frustration trying to guess the original comments.
  • 2
    @sauronjs why don't you try asking about the deleted comments instead of getting frustrated. It's what most people do in here. Sometimes you might even get screenshots of the original convo. πŸ™‚
  • 1
    @ceee Then I might bothering you more than you will like
  • 1
    @CodePatronus who am i pinging?
  • 1
    @CodePatronus i am not pinging you.
  • 1
    @CodePatronus gosh it's that rant. 🀦
  • 0
    Oh man I still don't know. Lol
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