Today I bought some parts at Conrad Electronics (they have a blue logo) and wore a blue shirt.
I got asked for technical support a total of five times.😅

I feel like our politicians in Germany are currently powered not by AI but by NoI

TL:DR
Why do so shitty "API"s exist that are even harder to write than proper ones? D:

Trying to hack my venilation at home.
This API is so horrible D:
The API is only based on POST requests no matter if you want to write values or get values and the response only contains XML with cryptic values like:

<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<PARAMETER>
<LANG>de</LANG>
<ID>v01306</ID>
<VA>00011100000000000000000010000001</VA>
<ID>v00024</ID>
<VA>0</VA>
<ID>v00033</ID>
<VA>2</VA>
<ID>v00037</ID>
<VA>0</VA>

Also there are multiple API routes like
POST /data/werte1.xml
POST /data/werte2.xml
POST /data/werte3.xml
POST /data/werte4.xml
And actually the real API route is only given in the request body and not in the path.

Why is this so shitty? D:<

Btw in terms of security this is also top notch. It just globally saves if one computer sends the login password.
I mean why even ask for a password then? D:
That made me end up with a cronjob to send a login request so I don't have to login on any device.

PS:
You see, great piece of German engineering.

Today in the tech store I asked an assistant where to find the CAT6 ethernet cables.
He said he didn't know and ended up in asking me for technical support.

Isn't this a nice mug? 🤔

Yeah, let's teach Java the Script

And this seems to be an official institution created by the city's government. 🤔

Me on Windows: Connecting headphones via Bluetooth, starting to play some music.

Ten minutes later, Windows: Setting up device
-> Headphones stop working

TL:DR
Fuck you Windows and fuck you game developers who don't support Linux

I love you <3

Ready to burn 🔥

Looking at the weather forecast I think I have to order a container full of USB ventilators 🤔

Isn't the OnePlus 6 and the iPhone X top notch?

To whoever stole my Microsoft Office license I will find and kill you!

You have my Word

What if Microsoft only bought GitHub so they can finally add support for Internet Explorer? 🤔😏

Living next door to Alice - "ALICE! WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE?"

sry, actually not a rant

I suck as Excel so instead of using it as every normal person I prefer writing a tiny script in Python to do the job...

Oh, a wireless cable. I remember why I don't vote for the AfD.

So in English class we are watching Ex Machina.
In a nutshell it's about a boi qho created an AI using HTML.

You know the mighty Terminaltor?

https://youtube.com/watch/...
Well, this presentation about Flutter was quite awkward. :/

Got the GitHub Student Pack yesterday. <3

I think the worst problem every developer has is that world has never answered back.

Zuckerberg: "We released a dating feature with security and privacy in mind" 😂

So I added
alias please=sudo
to my ~/.bashrc
so I can be more polite to my computer

Why do a lot of devs wear glasses?

Because linux users don't C#

https://youtu.be/hkDD03yeLnU?t=8s
"I'll create a GUI interface using Visual Basic, see if I can track an IP address." 🤨🤔

I'll just blockchain a neural netwok for AI using big data in Delphi.

The ecology committee in Göttingen, Germany just discovered that if you want to provide internet in busses, you cannot use DSL or other wired connections.

https://twitter.com/goetageblatt/...

I love DuckDuckGo. <3
I've DuckDuckWent a question and it instantly gave me the answer :D

I've created an AI!!!!
Code:
switch msg:
case "Hi": return "Hello";
case "What's the weather": return "Weather is great";
case "Are you an AI?": return "Yes, I'm highly intelligent"

Agile development of a decentralised AI, using a neural network based on Blockchain technology for big data.

Is that enough buzzwords to make an employer happy? :p

Yo, who doesn't want their shit illuminated?