Binary is easy to teach

Hey Google...

LoL wtf
https://www.kpit.com
This website have a speaker icon on it's logo. It speaks 'Welcome to kpit' when you click on it

Fuck you and you and everyone!!
It's midnight and I'm in a village on the top of a FUCKIN MOUNTAIN!!!
Wind is so fast that it's literally blowing whistles while passing by my ears.
And it's fukin cold as fuck.

> Hey dude, are you coding on the top of a mountain??
> HELL YEAH!!!

I don't always have time to do //TODO but when I do, I still don't.

Another joke/meme for you

>installed Tinder®

*after 5 mins

>felt like a loser
>uninstalled Tinder®
>back to coding

BETTER!!!

age++;

No one remembered my birthday, so I gifted myself the dark theme!!

Met a girl on internet ( because I don't have a real life )
She: So what are you studying?

Me: Currently learning about Deep Learning but I also do freelancing in website development to pay my bills.

She: Okay so tell me what is a COMPUTER

Me: ....
She: ......

Me: umm... it's a... mmm.... actually it's a..... basically a.....
(thinking really hard)

*30 seconds later*
Me: It's an electronic machine

She: seriously? I expected much better from you

Me: I'm sorry!

Pro tip: It is faster and easier to say 'World Wide Web' than it is to say 'WWW'.
You're Welcome!

There're 10 types of people:
0. Those who starts at 0
1. Those who starts at 1

Similarities between this spider and me:
- We both are web developers
- We both live in same room
- We both try to find bugs everyday

The reason why I changed my username ( I'll just be honest here )

I was working on a website. I noticed that entries were submitting yesterday but today new entries were not showing up on database. It was like my database refused to insert new rows but there was no new error in log. I kept trying for almost half an hour, read all the answers on stackoverflow, read docs, tried different methods. Nothing worked. I was fucked up. Completely fucked up.

In frustration, I just stared my database for 10 mins without a single blink, and then I noticed this thing 'showing 25 out of 78 rows'
(-_-)
I clicked on 'show all'

AAAAAAND

I felt retarded.

Okay I can give an excuse that last time I saw a database was a year ago, but still.. how retarded you need to be to not see this FUCKIN 'SHOW ALL' when it is on the TOP of the FUCKIN TABLE!!

Shower thought: What if clients and bosses are using devRant to spy on us

App idea!

A normal social media app. But everytime a user taps on opposite gender's profile pic, it secretly records his face during that activity and then tweets that recording.
@his/her_username
@username_of_person_he_was_looking_at

Today I was having conversation with my friend about time consumed in fixing errors. Our non coder friend was silently listening to us.
After we finished our lunch he stood up and said,
"You guys don't know how to handle time with efficiency. Why don't you ignore all the errors, finish your coding and fix all the errors in the end. It will save a lot of time"

This is a best way to post a rant

Recently made an account on Instagram.
Uploaded two pics
Deleted both of them
Now I've -2 posts

Maybe you're already aware of this one, but I just saw it for the first time.

"This is the last warning I'm giving you, don't you dare to talk to my gf"

"But I only listen to errors"

This is the type of 'I Agree' checkbox we all need.
https://codepen.io/chriskirknielsen...

This girl is programming robots and watching them getting failed is the best thing you'll see today.

https://linkedin.com/feed/update/...

Can anyone please tell me what does this actually mean?
https://opensource.apple.com/
I'm literally asking..

If you believe in God then you should afraid of AI. Because things you create doesn't mean it won't destroy your other creations.

My non coder friend thinks typing a 1000 line document and coding 1000 line software/app are perfectly equal things and deserves equal salary.

I used to use Firefox few years ago, but people around me called me fool and told me that Chrome was much better.
Now I use Chrome and you devRanters are making me feel like fool again.
Lesson Learnt: Stand straight on your decisions

Saw this on internet :D

Sorry if repost, but never do that again!

Spent whole day fixing them..

Just uploaded my first practice project on GitHub. It is an AI based flower identifier. Any advice or guidance is extremely needed. I want to become good in training neural networks. Please provide feedback! Thanks.

https://github.com/Jatin287587/...