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THAT IS SO EVILLLLL!

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  • 17
    Haha, we actually talked about how working in a cold environment increases work performance yesterday during lunch. Our office is crazy cold...
  • 3
    @ScriptCoded U really think coldness is better than coffee???
  • 12
    Sweet, time to code my nipples off!
  • 15
    Aren't they allowed to sleep in Japan?
  • 3
    Well that means im going to be cold and sleeping!
  • 5
    @Cyanide they are, you are supposed to be in before your superior and leave after him. Some people come early and continue sleeping at work until the superior walks in.
  • 5
    For me it is exactly inverse...

    My Work output = 100% , if temp >21 or 100/(21-temp) % if temp < 21
  • 5
    @aEEEdev 21? People still function then?
    15 or 16 deg C is the most ideal temperature. With 20 I'm sweating like crazy, standing in the rain keeps me dryer than 20 degrees.
  • 9
    @Codex404 ah you're that person everybody locks in the server room after they have touched the AC controls once.
  • 1
    Plug it out... problem solved
  • 1
    @JoshBent I don't touch AC, because most people like 18/19. I do tell them and sometimes they will put it lower for me.
  • 0
    @Codex404 It depends on the temperate zone you are used to. I am from South India (13* N )(Torrid Zone). We used to consider 25 as normal. But when you put me anywhere below 18, my productivity escapes through the window.
  • 1
    @Codex404 props for not being that one guy that just can't keep his penguin fingers off of the AC
  • 2
    @Cyanide the evolution of slavery
  • 2
    Does it help? I really want to know LOL
  • 1
    @SukMikeHok yeah, didn't they invent a robotic whip already?
  • 1
    @sherlock97 Haha. No way 😂
  • 3
    @Codex404 sweat at 20 C? 20 C is winter here, people wear 2 layer cloths when it happens.
    PS - I'm in a peninsular region.
  • 0
    @thekaleidoscope 20 degrees is an average summer day here.
  • 0
    Ahhh Japan. I honestly believe that they will obliterate their own nation i to ruins if they keep making shit like this a norm in regards to their work environment.

    Funny enough, I have friends from Mexico living in Japan that would tell me that Mexico is worse.

    Which makes me the merrier to live where I do....
  • 2
    @aEEEdev if that's your productivity formula, I'd set the temp to 20.(9) for infinite productivity :)
  • 3
    Hey boss we know, scientifically, that naps would be good for productivity. Maybe we should get some couches or something?

    NAPS? Never! Find me a buzzword solution to naps!
  • 0
    Who needs AI for that?
    Can humanity stop over engineering now?
  • 0
    It's known that warm offices are less productive.
    Wonder if freezing everybody will actually improve work output.
  • 1
    I found the leaked source code snippet of the A.I. :

    while(1){
    if employee_is_sleepy(){
    ShootColdAir();
    }
    }
  • 1
    @sudocode and now show the AI code in the function call. How would it detect if someone is sleepy.
  • 1
    @Codex404 we are always sleepy!

    let atWork = true;

    if(atWork){

    employee.sleepy = true

    }
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