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i was browsing tinder and there was a girl with a bio status that said

"if you are in IT, swipe left, get the fuck away from me"

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  • 59
    What the fuck are you doing on Tinder ??
    You’re supposed to write code and from the second monitor watching porn.
  • 12
    @Biggy my life is already depressing theres no need to make it even more depressing
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    We'll see how she feels when her phone or laptop dies
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    "omygod I dated this, like, IT guy, he was like sooo boring, like totally. I was like fix mah computer, but he was like naah, pay me. He was like such a jerk. Ermagerd I, like totally, hate IT nerds. So lame."
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    @PonySlaystation oh shi... πŸ€―πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  • 14
    Also, tinders sucks. Toxic platform. Your self esteem will become even worse after it.
  • 50
    @irene haha no, Tinder is awesome!
    I use it for debugging. There are so many duck faces on it, you don't need any real duckie anymore. I can tell my code to their faces all day long.
    Or if you like clowns, there are at least 75% hyper make up clowns to swipe left. Lots of fun better than getting drunk. 🀣
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    IT != software engineering, let's be pedantic
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    Swipe right women like rebels
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    That's when you don't tell her till after the deed is done, then slap her ass and say "I'm a software engineer, and your swipe requirements were unclear. Does that qualify as a swipe left?"
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    @d4ng3r0u5 actually it's exactly that. People are just using "IT" wrong. Tech support is not IT.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
  • 5
    Fuck that turd of a person. If it wasn't for folks like us here the world would go back to living in fucking caves after a couple of years.

    Let them imagine a world where no one is around to fix there WiFi.
  • 8
    @irene biggest facts.

    I dead ass swiped through everyone in my region (swiping yes of course) and it gave me the same people multiple times.

    Oh yeah... I got ONE FUCKING MATCH.

    Led to a night of garbage self esteem and then deleting my account
  • 8
    @Stuxnet as Bill Burr said, there is an epidemic of gold digging whores in this country
  • 6
    Meh probably a girl you wouldn't even want to cross paths with, I'd say she's making everyone a favour by showing her true colors.

    @PonySlaystation Reminded me of a former classmate, she had the same attitude and she's now a single mother, js. Although I guess it's cultural.

    @irene @Stuxnet tinder isn't for dating anymore, girls just use it to gain followers, if you really have to use it then swipe left on any chick who has her Instagram either connected or mentioned. But any human being can get more dates without tinder than with it, go out, be cool, be confident and be happy, sounds stupid but it works.
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    @segfault0xff praise Burr his comedy is so sour and right it's just perfect funny.
  • 5
    @JKyll what I like the most is his response to these nitwits shrieking at him..
    "THAT'S OFFENSIVE REEEEEEEE"
    "Oh yeah? Go fuck yaself."
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    @segfault0xff I know, he makes me want to be a balding ginger if only I could be so cool.
  • 5
    @JKyll you'd never be cool in the summer. You'd need an asbestos umbrella to keep from igniting. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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    @segfault0xff πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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    @segfault0xff Hell yeah! Old freckles knows what’s up! He’s the actual GOAT!
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    @JKyll yeah, I know that tinder does not work at all.
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    @irene it'd be easy to fix actually, just remove the Instagram feature and ban profiles with @instagram-profile on their description and voila tinder is back to being a dating site.
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    @JKyll it requires fucking facebook, so it's not even an option for me. 😣
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    @segfault0xff going out doesn't require Facebook πŸ˜‚ give it a try tho, being chill works trust me and there's no one with less sex appeal than me.
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    @JKyll oh I try and fail miserably.
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    @JKyll not only that. I've had several occasions of "we have a match but I won't talk to you ever. Fuck you"
  • 3
    @JKyll you lie about your appeal. No one is worse than me
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    @irene your profile is hawt let's bang or some sheeeit 🀣
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    @irene true, that's just people wanting followers or ego boosting.

    @segfault0xff I like your style but see why you fail πŸ˜‚ nah dude but seriously go out and enjoy yourself.

    @irene for sake of not getting into a loop I'll { return your_input++; }
  • 4
    @segfault0xff I prefer girls with girl parts. So...
  • 6
    @JKyll @Irene just joking about what tinder basically is, banging based on a picture. I'm a bit old fashioned when it comes to that stuff, I prefer a connection before it gets to that point. Irene, I'm sure you have good taste 🀣
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    @segfault0xff surely I have. But @cursee says that dollies I like are ugly 😞
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    @segfault0xff but really tinder was a dating system at the beginning, not sex for a picture. 🀷
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    @irene do you dig Alexis Ren? If you do then I approve of your tasteπŸ‘Œ
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    @JKyll ya, nice. She looks similar to Robin Mae πŸ€” and Robin is cute
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    @irene but really the swipe system boils down to the primal.. "Would you bang this person?"
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    @JKyll let me do some research real quick
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    @JKyll didn't ask me, but yes. I'd throw her one 🀣🀣🀣
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    @segfault0xff she's my 10/10 although I'm sure I wouldn't like her that much if I talked to her. And yeah, tinder thrives on the primal but if you play by numbers only based on that 80% of all males end up losing which is at least where I am.

    @irene can't go wrong with Alexis πŸ˜‚
  • 4
    @segfault0xff regular dating, Imo, the same
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    @irene I try but I'm no good at it
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    @segfault0xff I'm a failure too. I've had several girls but it was so random that I could not figure out why all that even happened.
  • 4
    @segfault0xff Confidence, it's when you stop trying that you get results imo. Life is weird I guess.

    @irene retrace steps, you probably weren't even trying.
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    @JKyll I don't remember steps anymore. And there were no steps. One time it was like "I'm just sitting at a party, listening music with some girl, talking casually, and suddenly she drags me to bed." WTF?! 🀷
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    Robin Mae 😳
  • 2
    @JKyll don't want to get metoo'd, so frankly dating is too risky now.
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    @irene well yeah crazy casual sex is different than courting a woman (I know no one says that these days lol) don't know how to make it work out as a woman tho, maybe it's similar, I'll ask around.
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    @notAnkur good. Yeah? 😏
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    @segfault0xff I agree, after all the weird feminist movements to classify hand holding as rape I started to have nightmares of being sued or worse.
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    @JKyll I've had long term relationships too. And I don't know how they formed either.
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    @JKyll luckily I'm not in a crazy America. πŸ™ƒ
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    @irene me neither, but I'm dangerously close, muricans start a fire and Mexicans end up gulping the smoke.
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    @JKyll it's fucking ridiculous. I hope all those greasy feminists die alone, only to get devoured by their lanky malnourished organic vegan cats. Throw them from helicopters, that's what I say. They fucked everything up. 😣
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    @notAnkur you can. Just touch the girl who you are not dating.
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    . @irene Yeah, mostly because of the bots and fake accounts.
    @Stuxnet Make sure you have high quality photos, they make all the difference. And don't mass right-swipe, tinder's ranking algorithm will place you lower because of that, resulting in even lesser girls being able to discover your profile.
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    @N0-Flux-Given do you work at tinder
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    @N0-Flux-Given true. Fakes are sooo prevalent in my region.
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    @irene why did you drag me into this nasty discussion πŸ˜›

    And yes, you like overly make-up Asian dolls πŸ˜†
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    @notAnkur No, what makes you think so? πŸ˜‚
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    @N0-Flux-Given your knowledge about their algos
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    @N0-Flux-Given you speak about the algorithm behind it
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    @notAnkur https://swipehelper.com/2016/11/...

    @irene Why do you use a girl avatar here? πŸ˜‚
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    @N0-Flux-Given because πŸ€”
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    @PonySlaystation is it important? πŸ˜‚
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    @PonySlaystation also cursee knows that very well.
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    @irene haha some dudes here seem to hit on you 🀣
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    @PonySlaystation it's okay. I'm hit-resistant πŸ˜‰
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    @PonySlaystation btw, have you noticed that a guy disguised as a girl is more popular than actual girl? πŸ€” Girls do something wrong
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    @PonySlaystation he's a Russian dude
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    @irene introverts is my guess
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    @JKyll what do you mean?
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    @irene because women make everything complicated. Partly their fault, but mostly because of male genetics. Dudes hanging out like usual, everything is fine. One hot chick shows up and the dynamic changes immediately. It's hilarious to observe.

    "Yeah asshole, your sports team sucks so bad, they should take that ball or whatever they use and stick it where *glances over* holy shit! Dibs!!!"
    "I saw her first REEEEEE!!!"
    "Fuck you both, she was looking at me! I'll fight you both and.. wait, what just happened?"
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    @segfault0xff eh... But that has nothing to do with the guy disguised as a girl thing πŸ€”
    Or has it?

    PS: never experienced something like what you've described
  • 2
    @irene yeah I don't know about that.. anyone's guess really. Also, I hope you get to observe that someday, it's quite funny 🀣
  • 2
    @irene some girls are often introverts
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    @JKyll innies and outies? 🀣🀣🀣
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    @segfault0xff it doesn't sound funny. And I would be disgusted by such behavior.
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    @JKyll guys are introverts too. What's the point? πŸ€”
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    @irene just a guess since you said girls doing something wrong πŸ˜‚
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    @JKyll yeah I'm lost..
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    @segfault0xff I meant the behavior mentioned by you. It's childish and dumb.
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    @segfault0xff no. I just imagined it and already felt disgusted by such situation.
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    @irene well, guys drinking and watching football in a bar, things can get wild sometimes lol
  • 1
    I have a friend that will not hook up with dudes in IT - she’s a sysadmin and doesn’t want to talk about work or work related stuff in her lovelife. It’s actually quite a reasonable thing, if you ask me
  • 0
    @segfault0xff i watch the ball go with my friends in sportsbars and stuff. We never had a fight about such things and we do the very childish thing where you look at the pretty girl and check eachother out.

    Reading this thread - y‘all need jesus and go out more
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    @fml89 Jesus? 🀨
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    @irene it’s just a saying :D

    Tinder and dating always seems to be an iffy subject on here - each to their own and stuff but sometimes I’m amazed at the generalizations :D
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