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Recruiter: "Do you have at least 5 years of experience with Angular?"
Me: "No, barely half a year"
Recruiter: "Then why did you get in touch with me?"
Me: "You were the one calling me [you moron]"

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  • 34
    "Yes. I also have 90kg of react, and 11 stone of vuejs."
  • 9
    @SortOfTested "90 kg of react", law sats recreationak use is up to 40 kg. you're more than twice the legal limit. dont go starting a lab to cook more of that shit. remember the sad parable of "the one who knocks."!
  • 13
    I can totally relate to this. There was a time a headhunter contacted me for another job. I agreed to come to the interview because it looked like a good opportunity. The first question from my interviewer: why do you want to leave your current position? No, fuck you, I don't want to leave my current job, your headhunter contactef me first. The fact that I agreed to do the interview doesn't mean I hate my current job and want to quit, I simply may want a better salary or opportunity, you fucking retard.
  • 3
    Yeah, that's recruiters for you. Next thing you know they're then crying that their business has such an undeserved bad reputation...

    Good ones do exist, but they're few and far between.
  • 0
    @Xamenyap what did you actually say. This sounds like a good story. Please keep going
  • 0
    @iSwimInTheC I was very fresh at that point, and always had a difficult time saying no or disappointing other people, so I just said some random stuff on my mind :(
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