I'm a bit ashamed for laughing on this 😂😂😅

Hahaha always laugh at this one. Kind of true actually😂

Problem with both is, you can't say for sure unless you've tried it

His hands seem like he's, you know, humping an ass. 😂

@shauryachats this is true. But I don't know if it was good

Welp.

I think it would be more correct if was like:

Saying that java is good because it works on all operting systems is like saying anal sex is good because it works on all the species.

But java is good because it is so literate =D

@xios You are bringing this to a whole new level 😂
Are you saying that Windows and Linux or Mac are species? 😂😂
I am not sure whether they are species or genders, both at some point is disturbing :'D

Java works on all machines because of the JVM. As I said before, JVM is amazing. It is awesome. It is fast!
But the Java language is an abomination.

@flag0 Abomination? Why do you think so? 😱

This sounds like something I would say when I get in a Java VS C# fight