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Have you tried turning your manager off and on again?
@Cyanide Trust me, you don't want to turn him on
Why aren't you a writer for Dilbert?
This along with the "turning the manager on and off again " as the punchline would be a perfect comic strip.
@jiraTicket Hey cheers man this is a very nice thing to say.
I think I’m not a writer for Dilbert because I am Dilbert.
kurast3422yUse the manager as a rubber duck.
Work just as well as a rubber duck
Tonnoman3972y@kurast a rubber duck is much more valuable
@kurast A rubber duck shuts up when you want.
@lbfalvy the usual rubber duck doesn't talk 🤔. what kind of rubber duck sits on your desk, sir?
@lbfalvy oh myyy..
codePain1501yHehehhe did you try w3 schools 😃😃
boombodies14Manager: We need to setup the security in the Mexico server Dev: You mean that 3rd party firewall add on? Ma...
boombodies27Manager: Why aren’t you working? Dev: I am, I’m just not typing because I’m thinking an issue out. Man...
boombodies19Manager: How come the intern does way more tickets than you? Dev: Because you told me to only give him the ea...
Manager: Why haven’t you shipped any code today? It’s almost lunch.
Dev: Stuck on a bug
Manager: I’ll help you
Dev: Please don—
Manager: Have you tried thinking outside the box?
Dev: …Dear god please end my existence
Manager: You could try stack overflow too, have you ever used that site before?
Dev: 😮 🔫
Manager: Also sometimes bugs are caused by npm modules so rule that out first
Dev: *On knees praying to Zues for forgiveness and/or conveiniently placed lightning strike*