Red flag, when a company says: "You're never going to leave us, right?".

But we are a family captain.. how can you even think of quitting!

Did you forget all those days when we worked harder but played harder.

"We need to know you'll be staying long term, it's harder to plan otherwise!"

We’ll be together forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever

The same if it’s the other way round too.

@-red ehhh, I don't know how much of a red flag that is. I've done interviews with startups where they're like "we've got funding for 6 months", and I decline. That's too much risk for me personally. There are obviously other situations, but not always concerning.

"do you plan on having kids?"

@Root lmfao.

@Hazarth I see what you did there.

Depends on the size of the choker you give me...

@Root Hamilton?

The correct reply there is "depends how much you pay me"

"Where do you yourself in 5 years?"