Alright, I'm getting tired of reading job applications that have roles described as:

"Seeking unicorn"
"Seeking heroes"
"Seeking alien"

What the fuck.

I identify as a rusty pickaxe. Where are the fitting job applications for me?

@PonySlaystation Unlock achievements 'basic miner':
- mine 10 rock
- mine 5 iron
- mine 3 gold

And what about ninjas?

@rov3rand0m Oh yeah, those too.

Stop looking at the birthday parties/carnival artist applications...

Don’t you want to be their next 🦄 in a world of 🌈 🌈 🌈 and 🧚‍♀️ 🧚‍♀️ 🧚‍♀️??

@black-kite I hope project managers are like fairies 🧚‍♀️

Because I don’t believe in them

@PonySlaystation I really love the nickname

I saw one last week that said

- must produce a miniscule amount of bugs
- 10x performer

why are they trying to hire cryptids

@ChaoticGoods that will probably means you'd have to use an expensive rad tool that is great at what it can do but will curse you with bugs that come from the software and have to send a ticket for if you try to do anything not in that narrow band.

They gotta make the job applications harder beyond more years of experience in a technology than how old the technology is, or also bringing in the expertise of multiple departments at a senior level for the pay of an intern.

aliens, unicorns, rock stars, ninjas and heroes it is

Also ninja, rock star, jedi, etc.

I hit delete whenever I see this bs.

@satibel RAD tool.. sign of toxic company.

@CaptainRant tbh rad tools are great for prototyping and quick application specific tools (i.e. basically a gui for a script)