[CMS of Doom™]
Yes. Somebody wrote this.

820 lines, it's only a little fella!

This constructor uses the Big Bang pattern

What does it construct exactly? Egyptian Pyramids?

@asgs It does Everything™

Edit:
This brings me onto an idea. Why not just write everything in the constructor? You can then just instantiate the result!
Absolutely ingenious!
$myResult = new Result(...$myParams);
(obviously I was kidding) 😄

@PonySlaystation you should probably file a patent and get this new "design pattern" to the GoF's list

Wow

@asgs I will! lol

Here is another shiny gem. Find the error...

@PonySlaystation always empty string

@PonySlaystation I'm confused how this could actually work.

All weirdness with duck typing aside, that's broken to me?

@IntrusionCM It works because 0000-00-00 is basically a math expression equal to zero 😄

@PonySlaystation oh Lord.

@PonySlaystation damn, totally missed that

To have a massive constructor is one thing... but the constructor also has zero arguments.

So it does 800 things or so, completely independent from the state of the rest of the program.

Writing something like this requires skill.

@bittersweet Not really.

Static methods / non DI.

Constructorr with a lot of factory methods....

Or a constructor relying on public / magic functions.

Those are fun.

@bittersweet Good point!
Man, you don't want to know what these 820 lines have to offer... I've seen things...

Maybe it‘s like OpenGL: reading and modifying global state.

That method is bigger than my ex’s ego

@amenabe hey, I thought what was between us should remain private. I'm not going all around devRant mentioning your dick size, right?

@kiki of course you can’t mention it It’s too big to fit in the devRant servers. 😂

@amenabe you’re right. Computers are really bad with floating points.