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@tokenguy i need to take a whiz. Do you agree with that?
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@netikras LEAVE a whiz, LEAVE a shit. Unless your name is Hughes.
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@tokenguy this genuinely made me crack up when I imagined doing it in the meeting I am in now. Thank you.
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@rov3rand0m It was written, I made sure of it. I won’t be getting in trouble, he’s just spinning his wheels trying to point the finger elsewhere. It won’t be successful in the long run.
Manager: Why did you clear the data from the database? The client is now specifically requesting it and we don’t have it anymore!
Dev: You told me to.
Manager: Well why did you listen? It’s obvious now that that data was very important and should have been kept!
Dev: Last time you told me to do something that wasn’t a good idea I tried to explain why and told me not to question you ever again and that doing so was “disrespectful” and then threatened to have me fired. So now I just go along with what you say and let you suffer the consequences of not listening.
Manager: Well don’t do that then! It’s obviously not working very well! It’s ok to disagree with me you just have to make sure that what you think is something I agree with!
Dev: …
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management logic
garbage collection