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User: There’s a bug in the app

Dev: How do I reproduce it?

User: I don’t want it reproduced, I want it fixed!

Dev: …

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  • 15
    Dev: Ok, it’s fixed.
  • 28
    Dev: ... Might I also recommend you not reproduce either...
  • 9
    A twist… reproducing it moves thousands of dollars to dev’s account
  • 2
    "How do I reproduce with you?"
  • 4
    Patient: It hurts when I do this!

    Doctor: Then don't do that!

    Lol if the bug cannot be reproduced then the fix is to tell users to not make the bug happen. No "user error" no "bug" problem solved!
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