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I'm a peaceful programmer.

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  • 0
    8y
    Tell the first thing to North Korea
    Tell the second thing to ISIS
  • 2
    8y
    War is the worst kind of variable.
  • 1
    8y
    Declare variables on war and execute programs on people. Nailed it
  • 1
    8y
    @BrokeTheInterwe its a constant, not a variable, as sad as that makes me.
  • 0
    8y
    Think first before you decide to declare your war as final 😨
  • 0
    8y
    Variable = !war
  • 1
    8y
    @lo98be Compiler warning:
    undefined expression at line 1: "variable = !war". Did you mean boolean condition "variable == !war" ? boolean condition "variable == !war" can be simplified to "variable != war"
  • 0
    8y
    Really? Isn't != a comparison operator?

    Wait, which language are you talking about?
  • 1
    8y
    When I'm angry I just execute Task Manager and kill the running processes one by one and I feel good 😊

    I hate Windows
  • 0
    8y
    @Biggy I like listing the processes and killing them one by one from my terminal. Arch ftw
  • 0
    8y
    @sperator in C++
    bool variable = !war;
    Is it ok now?😅
  • 0
    8y
    Spot on

    Also: think global, act local
  • 3
    8y
    Run commands, not a drug gang
  • 1
    8y
    @lo98be now I can see this is an assignment and not a statement. Thought of a statement. Something like "A variable is not equal to war"
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