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Java is to JavaScript

: what Car is to Carpet
: what Swift is to Suzuki Swift
: what Perl is to a Pearl
: what Ruby is to a Ruby Gemstone
: what Go is to Go Home
: what Shell is to Sea Shell
: what Bash is to Big Bash
: what Alice is to Alice in wonderland
: what Rust is to Rusty Theron
: what Awk is to your Awkward cousin
: what Dart is to Darts
: what Julia is to Julia Roberts
: what Korn is to Corn
: what Maple is to Syrup
: what Caml is to a Camel
: what CHILL is to Netflix
: what Crack is to Crack
: what Curl is to Curls
: what Hugo is to Boss

To be continued..

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Criteria : programming language on left , analog on right

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    JavaScript was meant to be a Java for the web created by a scheme fan using principles from self.
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    @solooo7 I was about to make that joke
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    ...

    But actually, they are kinda related. Both released in the same time frame, from the same company, following the same greater goal. JavaScript was supposed to complement Java.
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    : What devRant is a guy called Dev(poet or god) ranting about personal life. 😋
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