How do normal people get into situations like these?...

Ooh... shiny new toolbar 😍

OMG I can haz cat pictures on every page I browse 😍

porn or "free anti malware software".

"Facebook hack tool"

@C0D4 i wouldn't mind that might need to make it

Download every stuffs that says free :-D

You have WON* a new iPAD!!!!!
Click here to DOWNLOAD our FREE softwarez to CLAIM your iPAD NOW!!!!!!!!!

*terms and conditions apply, no prizes are won. Softwarez not software.

them colorful download buttons and them gurls waiting for you 2 blocks away

@C0D4 where do I need to click? 😂

@Windys
🤔 i don’t think it matters where, I’m going to spawn 500 tabs and infinite pop ups to random ad sites anyway.

And show you a massive alert() box if you try to leave my awesome winning page which will spawn more tabs and pop ups when you close it.

It’s so evil I almost want to try it.

By not giving a fuck.

On serious note, I don't think that all of the threats are actually viruses: a) some prolly key gens/patches for illegal software, b) some free anti-viruses tend to inflate number of threats, c) can be one virus coping itself to different locations

It's amazing how they aren't bothered by the 20 toolbars in their browser taking up 3/4 of the screen. I've seen this far too many times.

Clicking every advertisement you see on a page until the message "Your computer has been blocked. Please call us now!"

downloadram.ru

Exactly
Who uses coprosoft shitdows anyway

@isaacWeisberg mate, you are trying too hard ;)

@MrCSharp ikr, heh, but hater gotta hate