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Today at work, still laugh thinking back to it!

We were on lunch break but the linux support engineers who are on the phones as well have to pick up calls anyways (very small team).

*engineer walks to the table, sits down: Ahhh rest, finally!*
*tringggggggggg*
*engineer pulls a face like 'oh for fucks sake' and walks back to his desk*
*puts headphones on and clicks the answer button just as it disappears*
"really!?! Alright lets finally eat now"
*sits for literally one second*
*tringgggggggggg*
*Engineer seems quite pissed off now. walks to his desk again, puts on headset, clicks the answer button JUST as the call stops again*
"Mother of god, fucking really?"
*stays as his desk for a minute or so, walks back, stays hovering above his chair for a little and finally sits down again*
"Finall......"
*TRINGGGGGGGGGGGG*
"MOTHERFUCKER. THESE GUYS TIME IT OR SOMETHING!?!?"
*walks back to his desk very frustrated this time*
*puts on headphones very quickly and presses the answer button*
*answer works but the call is literally dropped the second he starts it (it was a real client)*

"OH FOR FUCKS FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING SAKE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"

*walks back to table again and sits down. Takes sandwich and....*

*TRINGGGGGGGGGG MOTHERFUCKER*

"FUCKING COCKSUKING MOTHERFUCKING PIECES OF WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK EVER"

*gives a deadly look to another engineer: "I am NOT going to take it this time! En-fucking-joy."*

We laughed so hard xD

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  • 24
    Marking as favorite this is a real rant
  • 1
    @Haxk20 Thanks haha!
  • 2
    I am so glad I don't do on call work any more.
  • 19
    So you guys prank each other daily?
  • 21
    @billgates This wasn't a prank haha but yeah mostly :P
  • 2
    @linuxxx ohh... Then someone is either incompetent or hates you guys
  • 40
    Are you sure it wasn't a pressure sensor attached to his chair cushion that triggered calls?

    Because I'd attach a pressure sensor to his chair cushion that triggered calls.
  • 6
    Are you in a sitcom? I would totally pay to see your daily life on a screen.

    I would call it the "lllllliiii-lllllliiiiiilllliii-nux guys"
  • 4
    @Ashkin so evil does exist
  • 1
    @ThatDude Yup as for the last week at least! Next week the boss will be on the floor again (very chill guy though) so lets see if anything will change :)
  • 1
    @SubhrajyotiSen That's me 😊
  • 0
    @Ashkin beautiful idea..
    I'd probably get a small crush on you, if i was your victim x)
  • 0
    your rants are always tossed in the ol' algo
    and it brightens up my feed always
  • 1
    @lotd are you opening yourself up to evil bc if so i'm always bored buddy

    i can find a way to fuck up your day somehow
  • 1
    @ParkCity opening up to it? I already have a good share of my own :p
  • 0
    Do you work at rantfactory? Oh my fucking fuck is this fucked up o.O
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