“You know what is not fungible, scarce and valuable to me? My time! So if you wish to persuade me NFT are a good thing, you should pay me a fair amount of real money to make me listen your bullshit”

From now on this will be my standard reply to NFT harassment.

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Everytime I want to say/write NFC Tag, I have to pause for a sec to consider if it's NFC or NFT.

Drives me crazy everytime.

And then, of course, I say NFT.

I wish i can just stop shitting. I shit so much that im literally a shitbeast. Reminds me of that one NFT project that popped out in mid 2022 with artwork of shit. You could buy shit jpegs and sell them. Golden shit is more expensive than brown shit. You could even upgrade your shit to become a diarrhea and sell that jpg. Alright im done with shitting time to wipe and post this rant as my diary

I should’ve known better. I’m an artist who spent years building my digital art and NFTs, earning real crypto that I reinvested into my work. Then, I found what seemed like the perfect NFT platform: "Low fees! High exposure! Exclusive perks!" And it wasn’t real.The moment I connected my wallet, my funds vanished. Heart dropped. In crisis mode, I made a viral TikTok rant about the scam, and got a DM from FUNDS RETRIEVER ENGINEER: "Saw your video. We can help."
Skeptical but desperate, I responded. Within hours, their team traced the stolen funds through complex blockchain transactions, revealing an orchestrated heist via a Dubai shell company. Two weeks later, they had recovered 97% of my funds. They didn’t stop there. They helped me secure my wallets, verify NFT platforms, and even set up two-factor authentication properly (yeah, I hadn’t done that either).
Now, I still create NFTs, but I warn others. My TikTok is no longer about art; it’s about staying safe in Web3.
Lesson learned? Trust is costly in crypto, but when you need the real deal, FUNDS RETRIEVER ENGINEER is the "blue-chip" I trust.