When your birthday falls on the wrong day this year...

When you come back from your coffee break, and realize you just wrote 40 lines of Python, but the app you're working in was written in NodeJS. I really need this coffee.

After wasting 30 minutes on slack, Asked a dev where he was, so I could go to his fucking seat to help him fix his issue.

Dude sent me his pwd from shell.

Idk what's the worst part, it's not my job to help him fix issues and I'm trying anyway, or that this guy is the topper from my class in college...

How did you get the people from Info Security and Compliance on board this continuous delivery thing ?

I am being asked to run antivirus scans on my own code and binaries as part of build.

Is this common practice? Am I missing something?

I am going to deploy stuff on Azure PaaS. I can understand having malware scan agent on azure VMs scanning the infra, but this?

Bossman wants versioned code to be manually backed up on filesystem and then rsync'd to S3