*To the tune of the Dreidel Song*

I have a little Gradle
It's building here all day
And when it's finally ready
I can begin to code and play

Oh Gradle Gradle Gradle
You're about as slow as glue
Gradle Gradle Gradle
You're making me feel blue

Oh Gradle Gradle Gradle
You're running on Android
Gradle Gradle Gradle
You're making me annoyed

Oh Gradle Gradle Gradle
You're going to make me cry
Gradle Gradle Gradle
I think I'm going to die

Why won't you work already
This isn't that damn hard
My temper isn't steady
Gradle you're a piece of lard

Java is the closest thing we have to hell

So, I have a pretty decent understanding of big complete languages like Java, I build android applications following several design patterns, solid principles, building big stuff with databases and servers and libraries interconnected with gradle, tracking everything with git, using tdd and functional programming capabilities blablabla ... And I still have trouble making sense of a FREAKING STUPID SHELL SCRIPT I MEAN WHO CAME UP WITH THAT SINTAX I HATE IT SO MUCH OMG I CAN'T EVEN
But for real everytime I need to read a '.sh' I literally wanna throw my computer away and die. Am I alone?

Android devs on windows system:-
Birth
Gradle build
Die

Why oh why is libgdx on gradle?
Why does gradle exist?
Why...
Please

All I want is a project with some libraries 😭😭

I go to school and I have to take my projects to scool on a memory stick and run them from it. Problem: gradle. Oh wait, NO LIBS. Go DIE. No admin rights at school...

Half the time it doesnt even work at home. I swear I have spent at least a full week 24/7 trying to fix it in the past couple of months.

There has to be a way to purge gradle from the world.