Eating chips with chopsticks, so your keyboard won't get fatty. :D

I'm a Comp Sci Professor on the side. Student complaint on class survey: "Tests are too hard, he expects you to know the language."

Touch my screen with those fatty fingers and it will be the last thing they’ll ever touch!
🔨🔨🔨😠

Gotta delegate click events on client site after Ajax. DOMSubtreeMidified is deprecated. Client wants results now! Find a better way? Nah...SHIP IT!

I've been trying to get a middle-healthy lifestyle (means I eat what I want while it's quality and not harmful, doing sports four times in a week, and stuff...) and actually I'm just waking up at a friend's home after a party where we just ate like two big fat cheesy French fries steak and cordon bleu European tacos (they look like a kebab, not Mexican stuff at all) asking myself where my self estime is.

Being a developer and loving to eat is really punitive sometimes...

Got contacted by a recruiter about a position that among other things, involved closurescript.

Ended up not finding out how much they would pay as recruiter was pulling the BS of having a call to disclose that.

Now, internet claims that closure pays super well and I’ll die out of curiosity if I dodged career suicide or a fatty paycheck.