10 years ago, I found a vulnerability in the connection between an insurer I was working for, and the network of databases of municipalities. I was only a hacker in so far as kids who watched Hak5 are considered hackers, so I always carried this laptop with a fake access point, package sniffer, wep crack, sslstrip, etc with me.

The vulnerabilities allowed me to register a new identity, for which I requested a passport.

Walking up to the town hall desk with two passports with different names, both mine, was pretty cool.

I did not do anything malicious, and was hired to fix the issues (wep encryption on insurers trusted wifi, and municipality postgres gave write access to all third parties)

For a few days I was the coolest kid in school though!

Go to Defcon.
Buy Hak5 hacking tools.
Afraid to try them out.

Setup WIFI Pineapple.
Figure out how to use it.
Start seeing everyone hitting my captive portal instead of the hotels captive portal.
Immediately turn it off.
Feel like an asshole.

Why did I buy these?

When seeing the rubber ducky posts I thought...

i found this today, during ssl install. it's really funny.

My kind of Rubber Ducky

I need to remember that 'Rubber Duck' and 'Rubber Ducky' are the same things to most people.

Does anyone here know how to make a rubber ducky? i dont have money buy it on Hak5

Any idea where to get stickers for My Laptop like shannon from Hak5?
They should ship to Germany :)