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humble-progrmr

214

7y

Trying out react. Using npm 3.10

Error make sure you are using the latest version of node and npm

Updates npm to 5.6

It looks like you are using newly released version of npm which is not supported. #FML

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46

humble-progrmr

214

8y

To those who think we won't encounter value too big to cause overflow I give you this

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humble-progrmr

214

8y

while giving kt to a supposedly Senior Software Engineer

Hey what's this "mm-dd-yyyy" ?

undefined wk13

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humble-progrmr

214

8y

API returns two date time in json (x-date-time, y-date-time) both of which are coming wrong.
Instructions for consuming API :
Take date part from y-date-time and time part from x-date-time and combine them so you would have the desired result

undefined wtf fml

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screamingwtf

1788

5y

The day when we'll have to support extra timezones is coming...

joke/meme timezones hubble

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humble-progrmr

214

8y

So we decided to adopt Scrum where in manager(scrum master) picks the stories for dev, changes them during sprint and also decides the complexity of task. so much for a servant leader!!

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humble-progrmr

214

8y

This jewel piece of code in Java:

if(String.valueOf(var1.toString( ) ).equalsIgnorecase(String.valueOf(var2.toString())){
//fuck something else here
}
String var1; //defined somewhere
String var2; //defined somewhere in the code

At this point I am not even mad 😂😂

undefined java

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8

humble

33

6y

A web application platform for a college programming group

Open source idea

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6

humble-progrmr

214

8y

Getting date in json in the following awesome date format
"new Date(<timestamp>)"

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humble-progrmr

214

8y

Manager's document instructions
cover all topics but we don't want a detailed doc
nothing should remain unexplained but it should not have exhaustive coverage of project since we don't have the time.
I know this will take time but we have only 2 days

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humble

33

6y

I am a good kid, and I love to code... but my fucking college makes me learn shit that I don't want to learn, that too in a computer science stream. Should I kill myself because I feel trapped and my precious life is being wasted learning shit.

question wk78

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1

humble

33

6y

Please help me improve my article on opensource workflow. I would be grateful. Here is the link to my draft
https://medium.com/@aakashmallik/...

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humble-progrmr

214

8y

that I am fucked feeling when you have to take manager's manager permission to create a branch in svn repository. and then coming to know that previous devs were told to use "flags" for toggling/managing new/under development features instead of creating a new branch

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0

humble-progrmr

214

8y

Worked on a project where the variable was public and static, was accessed at multiple locations and across multiple threads and no it wasn't using thread safe implementation. Since then whenever I read public static I start praying the next word be "final".

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