Join devRant
Do all the things like
++ or -- rants, post your own rants, comment on others' rants and build your customized dev avatar
Sign Up
Pipeless API
From the creators of devRant, Pipeless lets you power real-time personalized recommendations and activity feeds using a simple API
Learn More
Search - "i don’t do hardware"
-
After returning back from the company we were purchasing a new phone system (hardware+software, $100K+, kind of a big deal)
VP: “I need the new phone system software integration for our CRM by next week. I need to demo the system for the other VPs”
Me: “No problem. Were you able to get their API like I asked?”
VP: “Salesman didn’t know for sure what that was, but he said all the developer software documentation is on their site.”
Me: “Did he give you a URL? Their main site is all marketing mumbo-jumbo. I assume there is another one specific for developers.”
VP: “Yea, he might have said something, but I don’t understand why you need it. The salesman said the integration would be seamless. He showed me several demos.”
Me: “No, I mean I need to know, is the API a full client install? a simple dll? is this going to be a web service integration? How will I know what to program against?”
VP: “I think I heard him say something about COM? Does that sound like an API?”
Me: “It’s a start. Did he provide you anything, a disk, a flash drive, anything with the software?”
VP: “No, only thing he told me was our CRM integration would be seamless and our development team would have no problems.”
Me: “OK..OK…I get it…he’s a salesman. Is there an 1-800 number I can call? A technical support email address? Anyone technical I can reach out to?”
VP: “Probably, but I don’t understand what the problem is. I need the CRM integrated by next week. I gave the other VPs a promise we would get it done. I do not break promises.”
Me: “Wait…when are we installing the new system?”
VP: “Well, the purchase order will be cut at the end of the month’s billing cycle, the company has about a two month turnaround time to deliver and install the hardware, so maybe 3 months from now? Are you going to be able to have the integration ready for next week?”
Me: “If we won’t see any of the hardware for 3 months, what exactly am I integrating with?”
VP: “That API you wanted or whatever it is. COM…yea, it’s COM. I was told the integration would be seamless and our developers would have no problem. I don’t understand why you can’t simply write the code to make it work. Getting the hardware installed is going to be the hardest part.”
Me: “OK, so I have no documentation, we have no hardware, no software, and no idea what this ‘seamless integration’ means. I’m afraid there isn’t anything I can do right now. ”
VP: “Fine!...I’ll just have to tell the other VPs you were not able to execute the seamless integration with the CRM.”
Which he did. When the hardware+software was finally installed, they hired consultants (because I “failed”). I think the bill was in the $50K range to perform the ‘integration’ which consisted of Excel spreadsheets (no kidding). When approached with the primary CRM integration, the team needed our API documentation, a year’s development time and $300K. I was pissed off enough, and I had the API documentation, I was able to get the basic CRM integration within 3 days. When an agent receives a call, I look up the # in our database, auto-fill the form with the customer info, etc. Easy stuff when you have the documentation.
The basics worked and the VP was congratulated by ‘saving’ the company $300K. May or may not have been bonuses involved, rumors still out on that one, but I didn't see em'. Later my manager told me the VP was really ticked that I performed the integration ‘behind his back’, but because it was a success, he couldn’t fire me.10 -
There’s a new macOS update..
-install now
-install later
Me: install now..
Os: there’s another account active, blah blah blah.. please accept our new GPL..
Me: fair enough.. accept GPL..
OS again: Hi blah blah, same message..
Me: ok I’ll try „do it later“..
Os: there’s another account active, blah blah blah.. GPL..
Me: go fuck your self, fuck your overpriced hardware, go guck your software that’s way worse than it was 5 years ago, go fuck YOU!!!
OS: I know I suck, but we don’t Care. So please accept our new GPL.
Thanks apple for becoming what Microsoft was 10 years ago..,
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕4 -
When Everybody Is Digging for Gold, It’s Good To Be in the Pick and Shovel Business
- ai is just another squeeze of money to cloud from our pockets, no matter what you do as long as you’re not selling/renting hardware or have high profit customers your product will die
I don’t believe in any ai product right now that can’t be self hosted and opensource and many of them are not.
I use mac, like 64GB m1 mac book pro so I can host load of things like llama, wizzard-lm, mistral, any yolo, whisper, gpt, fucking midjourney or other stable diffusion for me is no drama.
I’d say there is no consumer product for ai right now. OpenAI is scam given what we got from mistral.
We are very early in this new but old technology and my worries are that we are not there yet. We will need to wait for another iteration that is approximately 10 years to achieve what we have in mind because current hardware is 10 years behind software.
We don’t have an affordable computing power to go for our dreams.
Sad but true.4 -
I have 50Mb internet via Cox Cable (US), what AP should I get that:
1) Allows at least six devices on 802.11 at once
2) Still gets firmware updates -
!comforting
TL;DR - I’ve done some thinking about operating systems and sticking to one
Mk
so I, like many of you, have seen far more than my fair share of “X operating system is perfect for it all, so don’t use Y operating system because it’s just awful” posts.
Over this week i’ve really done some thinking and experimenting with multiple devices and OSes and programs for various tasks. People coming from windows over to linux (like myself) tend to diss windows (rightfully so for the most part, but still). I’ve also noticed that the android vs. apple debate can get heated among users.
Listen guys,
iOS has its shortcomings obviously, UI being kinda a big one; but no one can deny that apple shoves some of the nicest hardware into their devices. Yes, this stuff is pricey as hell obviously, but the new macs come with an i9 and quite a bit of memory as well. Apple devices tend to have longer lasting batteries too - i cant count the times where i’ve just turned on my mobile hotspot, and stuck my android in my pocket to use my iphone (its a wifi-only 5s). the applications run nicely on apple hardware.
i couldnt learn even half as much programming as i do on my android though; Termux is a godsend, and im able to run and test scripts right there in the palm of my hand. can’t get that on an iphone.
Some of my favorite game developers only develop for windows; I’m dual booting for that sole reason (warframe and the epic games launcher don’t properly run through wine).
Just boil it down inside for a second; You might have come from a more “user friendly” operating system, to learn on one that is less so - wether you wanted the freedom and wiggle room for customization, or just a more developer friendly working environment (God bless conky and its devs) - so you didn’t have to be locked down into one way of seeing things. Putting a previously used OS down directly violates that thougjt process, and at that point you’re just another windows hater, or arch junkie, or whatever. I think we need to be open to appreciating the pros of every system, even if we almost never use some of them, and we should try not to put down other devs-to-be or csci/sec enthusiasts down because of that either.2 -
I wanted to share my experience recovering a significant amount of Bitcoin and Ethereum $560,000 00 that I thought was lost forever due to a forgotten password and a risky investment in a scam project.
The Loss: After realizing I couldn't access my wallet, I felt completely defeated. I did some research and found several recovery options available. SOFTWEAR TECH SOLUTION
The Recovery Process: I used a reputable recovery tool that I found recommended by several users on this forum. It required me to verify my identity and provide proof of ownership, but after a few weeks of back and forth, I was able to access my wallet again!
Outcome: I successfully recovered 98% of my lost BTC and ETH! It was a huge relief, and I’m actively taking steps now to secure my assets better.
Advice: Always keep a secure backup of your passwords and consider using hardware wallets for better security. Don’t fall for scams – do thorough research before trusting any service.
I hope my experience helps someone else here!
CONTACT,: SOFTWEAR TECH SOLUTION FOR SWIFT RECOVERY
Email: softweartech5@ gmail. com
Email: softewar.tech@ yandex. com1 -
HOW TO RECOVER YOUR STOLEN CRYPTOCURRENCIES? HIRE CERTIFIED RECOVERY SERVICES
A Bitcoin hardware wallet is often considered the ultimate security measure, the fail-safe that protects your assets from theft, hacking, or any other risks. Unless you lose it during a move, and that’s exactly what I did.
$450,000 worth of Bitcoin, securely stored on a hardware wallet, was now somewhere between my old apartment and my new one. I searched everywhere every box, every bag, even checked the fridge (yes, I checked the fridge don’t judge me). But despite my efforts, the wallet was nowhere to be found. The panic that set in was indescribable. I felt like I had lost everything, and the sinking feeling in my stomach was impossible to shake.
Desperate, I turned to CERTIFIED RECOVERY SERVICES. I wasn’t sure what they could do for me, but I figured I had nothing to lose. From the first moment I contacted them, I could tell I was dealing with professionals. Their team stayed calm, composed, and confident in the face of my panic. They quickly laid out the steps they would take to try and recover my funds, explaining how they could use advanced methods to retrieve my private keys remotely and restore access to my wallet. I was reassured by their clear communication and methodical approach.
What really set CERTIFIED RECOVERY SERVICES apart was their professionalism and transparency. While I was frazzled and overwhelmed, they were calm and focused. They kept me updated at every stage of the process, providing clear explanations about what they were doing and why. This level of communication was invaluable, as it gave me a sense of control over a situation that was otherwise completely out of my hands.
Another major plus was their honest, upfront pricing. There were no hidden fees or surprise charges, which made the entire process less stressful. I knew exactly what I was paying for, and I appreciated the transparency throughout the entire recovery process.
And then, after a tense waiting period, I got the call I had been hoping for: They had recovered my Bitcoin. Every single penny of my $450,000 was safely returned to my wallet. The relief I felt was indescribable. It was a huge weight off my shoulders, and I couldn’t believe my luck.
But they didn’t stop there. They also took the time to secure my other wallet, which held an additional $480,000, ensuring that I wouldn’t fall victim to another attack in the future. Their guidance on security best practices made me feel confident in my ability to protect my assets going forward.
If you ever find yourself in a similar situation, don’t hesitate, call CERTIFIED RECOVERY SERVICES. They are the real deal, and they’ll get you back on track.
FORE MORE INFO:
Company: CERTIFIED RECOVERY SERVICES
WhatsApp: +1 (740) 258‑1417
1
