I let my laptop update Windows for once, so I turned on my Macbook when this happened...

I am serious. In 1 month, I wrote 32451 lines of code.

- 960 functions
- 189 unit tests

... how was your first encounter with python?
uhmm, well...

When you see that someone's rant got +19 so you upvote it so they can get stickers

When you walk into class and realize you are the only female yet again

Just received a job invitation for my first developer position. But I never wrote a line of code in my life. I guess my interviewer too.

Trying to keep my code clean when once again changed requirements arrive

Finally found a place for my sticker!

"Never assume..it rarely is as you might think"

...It relies on the BouncyCastle cryptography library instead of OpenSSL, yet replicates OpenSSL bugs to guarantee compatibility.

Hardest thing for me as Team leader is to teach people in my team, that task is done, when unit tests are written, pull request is created, approved and merged.

Not when their code compiles for a first time.

Fellow females! Hollaback!!

I must say the worst thing is the whole "branding" of closed and open source software. Giving systems/platforms/repositories/projects/libraries names that makes no sense, just for the sake of standing out. Just god damn call a shoe for a shoe...the difference lies in the creator/maintainers and not in the fucking name...sry

The feeling when you make some fundamental change in the codebase and thinks "this should make some integration tests fail", but it doesn't 😬😅

Hopefully at work we have successfully migrated from a combination of MySQL and Mongo to only Postgres. Also we finally split up our monolith into medium sized services, so we can actually do something interesting and update our dependencies.
And port one of the services from Java Struts to Django..
..but that is only if developers were to set the plan...if sales/management: new feature here! new feature there! sell sell sell! No time for maintenance!

Someone in the train seat in front of me is chewing bubblegum really loudly for 20 minutes now...my "annoyance-meter" 🌡️ is starting to go off...
What should I do?

Hey guys, I am implementing some integration tools for Blokchains and planning to make it SaaS ( Software as a Service ). The biggest problem for me is to generate a unique name for that project. Can you help me?

It's 2018, but the question about how to rename `.csproj` visual studio project is actual.