So I went to some meetup with my boss.
Suddenly some old friend of mine shows up, and we start talking..
- „Where do you work now?“
„$company in $city“
- „And.. Do you like it there?“
„Now way, I hate my job.. Too many idiots around!“

The thing is: My boss was right behind me all the time and heard everything..

FML!

My coworker when he is copy pasting code without thinking..
Something like that:

var x;
if (veryExpensiveFunction()) {
x = veryExpensiveFunction();
// do something messy with x..
}

Sometimes I really feel the urge to punch him in the neck - and he never knows why I’m freaking out.. :’(

Send me one Bitcoin, and I‘ll tell you how to get rich!

All I want for christmas is ‘eliminate the state’!!

My new feature has a bug in it, but not in Internet Explorer..
Huh? This is new! I know this the other way around!

Every time I read the abbreviation for Cold Fusion Markup Language, my brain translates it to this:

CFML -> C?! F*ck my life!!

Windows tells me to „contact the network administrator“.
I yell at the machine: „I AM THE ADMINISTRATOR!!!1!“

Why is Microsoft doing this? Instead of telling me what exactly went wrong, the come up with messages like
“Something happened”
“This is not possible”
“Error 0x2342133723”
“Do you want to ask a Friend?”

I really hope the authors of those error messages will burn in hell for that!

Just spent two hours figuring out why some tests did not run correctly.

FYI: if you’re using pytest, do not forget the ‘s’ at the end of the usefixtures decorator.

@pytest.mark.usefixtures(‘session’)
class TestFoo:
pass

I feel so dumb!

... how was your first encounter with python?
uhmm, well...

Just relocated my wifi accesspoint, so I have better reception on the toilet.
Priorities first!

How many secret SSH keys has Apple already captured with their shiny new iCloud Clipboard Sync on Sierra?