Who else keeps misreading pom.xml?

It just occurred to me that I have been misreading @AlexDeLarge as @AlexDeRage for the first month

I keep reading a specific acronym in our code as NTR

Maybe I should reconsider my life decisions

Just completed a 24 hour hackathon at my school in which the 'best software' winner purely had mock ups of yet another mobile app and had no proof of concept. Meanwhile my team developed a scaling platform online that adapts to groups of user's trends to create optimal results.

I guess I keep misreading the definition of 'software' in the dictionary each morning. (RULE #8.2 - Software Engineers shall read the definition of the following phrases each morning excluding Saturday: software, heap, ego, scrum, algorithm, the documentation of C)