> works ass off on a senior project
> 75/100
> classmates buy their projects
> 85+/100

The effect of too much rubber duck debugging.

One word: memes

Make memes for a living

Oh wait

Okay, fine, I'll go back to teaching at Hogwarts.

Meeting of 10 minutes to review and grade a project that took months to make. Apparently your supervisor giving you proper attention is not important enough, compared to him getting his food delivery.

One weekly post got me thinking.. Now I'm curious.

How fast, how reliable internet do you have at home and for how much? Which country/provider?

Me: 300mbps/14€ per mes. 99.99% reliable. Lithuania, provider: telia

Starting to hate Codeblocks with a passion, as it crashes randomly for utterly no reason at all. Vim baby, you were always the one for me.

Both my laptops are overheating, Codeblocks keeps crashing, and I'm too emotional over the latest Samurai Jack.

Make my code work from the first time

FUCKING WHY ME!

Lost my dedicated internet access due to a SHITSTAIN of an ISP TELIA decided to introduce itself to my connection A SECOND FUCKING TIME in the past YEAR.

Suddenly lost internet and my firewall couldn't figure out that it was supposed to lose all its fucking connections and renew it's IP adress.

Now im connected to this fucking hipe of shit that is the biggest giver of their customers information to anyone who asks, "Hey man, whats the dude who has this IP?, - sure fam, here you go"

Now i probably have some poor motherfuckers name attached to my current IP.

But could you say that i am now untraceable?

Eclipse and Visual Studio. Just terrible.

Having to think of something actually intense to get points.

Singing along to whatever is blasting through my earphones