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When people tell me their problems I immediately start coming up with solutions when really they just want sympathy.15
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2 years ago: Connection goes down at the office
Boss: -"Damnit, you are responsible to ensure uptime. Fix a redundant connection asap."
Me: Fixes redundant connection
Today: Connection goes down at the office, failover connection does not work.
Me: Calls ISP and asks what's happened.
ISP: -"Your boss cancelled the account 3 months ago"
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Did you know:
If you put illuminati backwards in a URL bar, followed by .com, it will take you to NSA.gov?4 -
Me, going on a vacation
"Fuck yeah, finally a break, beach, grill, nice. Im not bringing my laptop, theres no way im touching any code."
Me, 10 minutes after i got on the bus
"Oh, i figured out whys that one thing not working, let me just get my lapt...shit"6 -
Hoorah! My code finally works! Now gotta remove those 1000 print statements I used to identify the bugs 😥11