HR: Everyone must fill out these 100% anonymous surveys about how you feel about our company, it’s leadership, and how likely you are to leave in the next 6 months etc. Please be 100% honest, since again it is 100% anonymous. Reminder! You must use the individual links we sent to you, do NOT use someone else’s link. Oh did we say it’s 100% anonymous?

The Link:

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Dev: …

I got today my first job as a junior dev🎉

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Bruh this memes relates to me so much cause I do a lot of open source and I need to debug and rewrite codes so many times and finally for the love of god, it runs

A guy and a girl are in a Java seminar.

Afterward, the guy approaches the girl and asks, "Hey gurrl, can I get your number?"
Girl says "Sorry, I don't give out my number, it's private."
Guy says, "Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were in the same class!"

My little drawing tablet is finally here! 😁

I have started drawing, but the improvements to my skills are gonna take a loooooooooong time.

Plus, I have a slow and old lappy available now... which freezes in the middle of drawing but oh well! Better than nothing! 🙂 Little improvements matter.

Today was a short exhausting relatively happy day. 🙃

I kinda want to do animation as a second hobby.

Until today, I haven’t worked on a react app or front end project in about 5 months.

Hoooo boy. What a fucking rollercoaster ride. One minute you’re doing some slick shit you learned how to do from working on backend projects, the next you’re screaming at your linter and pissing on your keyboard.

2/5 stars do not recommend.

I’m out.

*ascends into the cloud*

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall? To prove that he was framed!

Feeling good about myself today because I'm commenting my code.

...........

real commenting be like

Some common status codes 🤣🤣

A Microsoft Surface is not a computer it’s Windows installed on a crêpe

What kind of shoes does a thief wear? Sneakers

What's the best part about TCP jokes? I get to keep telling them until you get them.

Me arguing with shifty managers.