I had to come from lunch very soon,
Smoked 4 cigs in company,becoz nobody was around
Fixed all the bugs
After noon boss called me and started threatening me and my job.
Apparently these rat fucking python juniors grouped together against me to complain about what i did.
Fucking snakes man

Man material design is sooo bad and cliche now

Ads are getting smarter.....

Clicks download

Ad pops up

Me:Fucking ads

Clicks another download button

Redirects to ad page

Me:U said its free download

Spots a blue colored href link

Clicks on it

They need credit card info now

Me:man fuck this scam sites , i dont want to watch rick and morty anymore

Just saw red ants marching into my laptop with food

Hope its nothing serious , im running linux mint

!rant

Readyboost 32gb usb3.0

With 8gb system ram

1tb hdd

Will it improve my speed

If u were to choooose a lang/platform as ur WIFE

Who it would be .. and why?
JuliaLang, best for experimenting new things with

Your turn

I came home from work today

Saw my brother typing in my laptop

Me:{gets angry} the fk how u got my password bitch?

Broth: calm down, i reformatted it

Me: wow man good job, now call our sister, give her over makeup, and lets sell her for a livinf.

Coders working in pornhub is so efficient, they be skating and sliding in the white matter in their own office.

If u know what i mean.

If langs/platforms were pokemon

Nodejs i choose u
Nodejs uses async attack

Your turn

"Thou shall not git push --force to neighbours repo"
-BroCow

GoodGuy BroCow
Senoir problem
2years back

Senoir dev was assigned to make a webapp for billing

Dude uses dreamviewer and writes code like a bitch

Phpmysqljqueryhtml whole thing mixed very badly and undocumented

His function name format fun_1()

a simple update cost him a day,

Told him to use brackets atleast and also a framework ,guy denies

Days go by

He learns a lot of stuffs from me ,like how to use inspect in chrome lol, how to use sqlite for small projects , and orm and frameworks.

He used to pin his mistakes on me, so that boss gets angry on me

Then i quit the job

2 years went by

Now he is unemployed, nobody wants a 24 year old plain php coder and template editing web developer

Anyway I hired him, he was my first senior, whatever he did,it didnt matter to me, bcoz i remember

the days we spent on the same hall right next to each other coding in php,

days we brainstormed to fix a div

Also the days we ate lunch and breakfast together

Source tree opened

Finds new option 'cherry pick'

Wtf is this

Clicks on it

Wooow, there goes my master branch again

In india

Teachers teach students to code, without any field experience

These students learns things tht they dont need in their life and becomes teachers

The cycle continues...

From my genius analysis, we can see that these students need not go to a company to work like a horse,

Why are we in a company working like a horse?

Me: nodejs, how to iterate through a folder

Quora: let me tell you a story , when me and my fath.....

Stackoverflow: -1, please refer to guidelines

Yahoo answer: type command "rm -rf *"

Omegle: m 26 india ....

Cleverbot: const fs = require('fs')
const path = require('path')

function getDirectories (srcpath) {
return fs.readdirSync(srcpath)
.filter(file => fs.lstatSync(path.join(srcpath, file)).isDirectory())
}

then recurrence

me: thx cleverbot

Wtffffffffff is a CORS

Just wasted a lot of time on it

Who ever came up with tht idea is a fucking hor

Pfff come on

Its like u wanted them to update and manage ms paint

From xp onwards to win 10 i hav never seen a difference to ms paint

So those who rant about "rip ms paint" can go fuck themselves

Lesson learned .. never use sailsjs

Magic data loss

Laggy as fuck (832ms)... php5 runs better than this(210ms)

memory leaks

How long till they include malwares and shady updates in vscode, like they did to win 8

😞😞😞

Fag: Wow sorry man, ur life going to suck, u will spent every day on a computer?

Me: tha fk???

Fag: thank god, i get to travel everyday in my life,

Me: Mr.Fag ur just somone who mass install the programs we built in some instituitions prior to their exam,
Unlike u we dont do the same shit over and over..

Dont worry it takes some skills and dedication to be a good programmer which most of u lack,
Our lives dont suck, because whenever we sit infront of a computer , we can make anything, we feel like gods
We can even make u
Ur here because we feel generous,

So fuck u and ur stupid low iq job

Hey lets start this movements right now fucking onwards

#uninstallwindows
#fuckapple
#linux4lyf

Would you like to make Internet Explorer your default browser?

Suuuuuuure why not, it will only affect my job and life

Man im alt tabbing between

Php Laravel, Typescript ionic, Html design

for last 20hours ... No i havent slept

Neglecting the fact that i have autism from the equation,It Seems to me that im doing a lot of hardwork..

Can i call myself a full stack developer ???

Plz ... pretty plz....

Google chrome

Plz come on

Just take the whole c drive for ur cache and stuff...

Dont take my whole ram

Told my junior the optimization idea i was going to say in the upcoming meeting

Fucking guy stole it and got all the claps in the evening meeting

Now i cant even look at his face.

I came early today to the office

Found the office locked

Need fingerprint of Project Manager/CTO

With my mouth saying ah.. i blew hot air into the finger print sensor, 5 to 6 times

There u go.office door opened with welcome message

just hacked the system

Genius me

GoodGuy BroCow

Sniffs api points of devrant

Finds its not secured

Gives a random user likes on all his comments and rants

!rant

admit it

That collabs section of devrant

Is so cringy

Scumbag BroCow

Uses github to store his family photos

Uses github as a media streaming server

Conceals the repository by a random name.

Ignores pull request and issues made by haters

A game being built in Godot engine..

So much better than unity 3d