I'm having less patience with people lately. Every time I ask the HR about the issuing of the work laptop, I get seenzoned. I'm already past probationary status but these motherfuckers haven't issued me a laptop yet. Also asked another dude who joined the company with me and he said he's experiencing the same. Tomorrow, I'm asking my manager about it directly. I've been using my gaming laptop and my electricity bill went up since then. I'm considering buying an M1 and freelancing 'cause why bother working for a company that doesn't even supply me with the tools I need?

Also, despite my regular status, I still don't have paid leaves. I'm waiting until the three month mark to see if it shows up. If they fucking dare extend this shit further, I'm quitting on the spot. I also haven't received my pay today. It's been a few hours late. Are you gonna go bankrupt by paying me, you fucking garbage? This sounds all too familiar. I ranted about the previous company taking so long to give me my last paycheck until I mentioned that they are breaking the law. Do I always have to be this fucking angry to get anyone to fucking move?

Most of my colleagues are nice and all but these types of bullshit, I just cannot. There are better companies to work for. I don't give a fuck about your free flights or discounted flights, I'll grab all the airplanes you own and shove them up your ass if you don't give me what I'm owed, you lazy cunts. I'm tired of playing nice with you idiots, your spineless psycho CEO, and his stupid Tesla car. You're all shit to me.

Fuck all of you.

Nothing is as boring and frustrating as cloning a ripo from GitHub
run it then you get 3, 4 syntax errors
you fix them
then boom a library throws a hug ass exception

at that point I just delete the damn thing

Goddamned nutsack swallowing fucking horseshit every fucking job offer is JavaScript, I hope the Sun prematurely ages into a black dwarf so that we all fucking die and I don't have to spend the rest of my life pretending this retarded ass language is actual programming.

And if you like JS then fuck you, bitch. IDGAF. Go suck your own dick or something.

So...
Paying minimum wages as become the norm in Portugal.
No matter that I have the same formation time in my area, plus experience, than a doc or engenheir everyone wants to pay minimum wages...
I'm so tempted to ask the next interviewer (usually an engineer) if his also getting minimum wage....
I'll do one year at my corrent company and will probably get out of this Europe's Ass.
Sorry for the bad typing. Working till 8 am

From wiki: "The word 'hacker' derives from the seventeenth-century word of a 'lusty laborer' who harvested fields by dogged and rough swings of his hoe."

Isn't it fun when meaning shifts over time?

I remember hearing old school guys refer to themselves as hackers for years and my thought was whoa, so you fucks were pentesting in the 70s? Holy shit.

... turns out their usage of the word differs from my understanding of it. And to be honest, I've read so many definitions of the term since I have no fucking idea what an 'actual' hacker even is anymore.

So a 'hack' is supposedly a clever yet unorthodox solution? I always used it to mean 'I pulled some shit from my fucking ass and now it works', that is to say, this is a somewhat shabby and arcane way to get the job done but I have not found a viable alternative, or at least not one that makes any more sense when read through the lens of conventional logic.

Perhaps both meanings apply, in their own way.

One things for sure: I'd rather refer to my 'clever' bits of code as black magic rather than hacking -- but *just* to be silly about it.

I think the sleep deprived me is finally cracking under the weight of incompetent assholes.

We just launched a major project in some weird cocktail of Agile slapped with MVP and release to the wild in a waterfall, but it was premature, premature in the sense QA hasn't even finished their side of things, but because some fuck with with "manager" in their title decided they have burnt through the budget with incompetence and scrapped an entire element of the project and outsourced just so they could make a shittier version that doesn't even fucking work.

How hard do you want to fail before you will start listening to the people that now have to work around the fucking clock to clean up this horse shit of a mess.

I'm literally arguing over field mapping with multiple 3rd parties, when the fucking requirements state WTF this is suppose to look like. All because they didn't validate or test their own shit.

Why is EVERY FUCKING cock head in this industry a waste of space and cash! Is it really to much to ask for 1 fucking project to fucking go live that actually fucking works where I don't need to work 2 weeks straight (including weekends) after going live just to be sure that what shit does hit the fan isn't going to create a SEV 1 issue...

Sorry, I'm pissed at the incompetence of others I need to deal with on a daily basis. It's not like this field is insanely hard. A little attention to detail and self validation, verification goes a long way. But clearly that's a rarity.

Once this shit is stable and actually works, I'll be pulling out the mop to clean up half this shit just so it actually works.

Oof, I'm getting to old for this bullshit.

Nothing gets on my nerve than microsoft. Just another day being a victim of fucking microsoft trash product called teams. All I wanted to do was login but no, this ass of a product has it's own shit things.

I finally got the clarity on my relationship.

Atleast I think I did.

I am officially done with Microsoft. I mean the only useful and sensible products left are Outlook and Excel.

Funnily both the products have hit their maturity stage and now MS is trying to bloat them. But still to a reasonable extent.

What other MS products are worth touching? Wait.. I legit can't think of any now.

Next on tagret, Google and Apple. Lol

Perhaps only Apple product I ever want to interact with will be (future tense) Apple Music (well because lossless and the fact that that the product is the reason for existence of the company).

NGL Steve had the right vision on Music. They tagged things right in their iTunes catalogue. But then MTV happened.

And now Spotify is the new MTV. Fuck me in ass someone.

So only Google? Well I have already sold my soul to them. What's more remaining?

i feel like a fucking failure, I am so tired of programming, i dont even like it anymore, and all my coworkers are programmer gods. I feel like a burden. Part of it might be imposter syndrome but for the most part its true.

WINTOF S.I.E. -- when-in-the-name-of-fuck should-it-execute.

It's nonsense I thought up in a drunken stupor, serious-sounding enough I could perhaps begin using it as if it were not a totally made-up mashup of letters.

"The timing on the logic is off -- this is funtamentally a WINTOF issue".

Of course you could just say it's a timing issue and leave it at that, but where's the fun in that? Obsfuscated language is the way to go! Why be smart when you can just be a morning sore on somebody else's anus?

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wtf is JAMF? a quick look on internet and i can see that its a worst tracking software i guess. remote code execution, network tracking, app usage , system logging, keystroke tracking(maybe), this shit does everything you don't want. I guess this is the end of my devrant, pornhub, leetcode, freelancing, travel booking and everything that i would do on an office laptop while considering it as my own.

"Best remote work culture" my ass. if they can't trust their devs then why even bother letting them work from home? deport them to fucking Guantanamo bay, no?

This is a shitty situation . What do i do now? Install a vpn? will that work? please share names of some good and affordable vpns

i will have to check on this JAMF shit to see if i am able to keep my personal life away from its prying eyes. if not i guess i will have to buy a new device.

what do you people do? are you able to switch context b/w the 2 of your devices easily?I am shit at multi tasking

From this week I have to respond to three different managers and being a “deep work” advocate I suck ass in multitasking. Amazing!

What kind of shit fucking dickhead decided it was a good idea to make 10 seconds the default screen timeout turn off setting? I'm fucking reading shit and the screen turns off you faggot cunt ass eating pieces of fucking deadbeat horse manure bull fucking shit artist fucking cunts of whores you mother fuckers grow some fucking brains fuck you oppo you fuckheads