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Happiness is not getting any server issue/downtime notifications while you're outside on a bridge watching fireworks ❤😊4
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Hey websites
For the fuckzillionth time, I don’t want to receive your notifications.
Store my preference in a cookie or something and stop harassing for fuck’s sake.
Fucking cunts!18 -
Hey everyone,
Unfortunately earlier tonight some code was deployed with functionality only compatible with the new version of the devRant app that will be coming out early this week. It caused some weird issues where normal rants would be rendered as collabs causing them to not show up correctly.
This happened when going to rants from the feed (fixed earlier) and going to rants from push notifications (fixed a little while ago).
If you notice any of that behavior still occurring please let me know, thanks!
Apologies for the weirdness and missed notif activity for those who were impacted.7 -
> Be me
> Be on 24-hour emergency service
> Post rant about stuff breaking during said service
> Forget to turn off notifications
> Get awoken in the middle of the night by phone
> Think shit is going down
> View message
> People are liking my rant
> Try not to cry4 -
So I've been screaming for months that push notifications are not reliable enough to build critical functionality on top of. Management won't listen and keep pushing ahead with making teams use it because its cheap and easy.
Been debugging an issue on/off for several weeks. Turns out someone in management asked the backend team to cut the expiration time of items down to 5 minutes to increase throughput (without telling mobile). Notifications are regularly taking +4 mins to get to the phones, leaving our users with barely any time to react. They are now complaining.
I swear if there is a single IQ point available between the whole team i've yet to see any evidence of it8 -
Visiting websites in
2015: Download our app
2016: Get our notifications
Give me some space will you ffs14 -
Users: “It’d be nice if notifications were all pretty and organized...”
Android: “You got that, buddy!”
iOS:
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Why does every single app on my device feel the need to have a persistent icon in the notification tray? :/
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>someshittysite.com wants to send you notifications
How about you send your notifications right up your ass?8 -
First time I've seen an app which willingly, intelligently, and sensibly turns off its own daily notifications after I never used their app for many many weeks.
Props to the devs for taking into account people like me,who are just too lazy to disable an app's notifications. Also Enki is absolutely incredible for devs so go check it out :D
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Browser notifications, STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT A THING!
God I hate every other website that requests browser notifications.. why just why?12 -
Absolutely hate it when a random website wants to show me notifications via Google chrome. Go F yourself.2
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People should be careful when naming servers after Greek gods or planets.
Notifications like "URANUS will be offline this weekend" may occur.2 -
I HATE it when I give my phone to my friends for like 2 mins and they clear my notifications and recent apps while giving back!
Why bro?14 -
To my coworker who gets notifications 5 times a minute:
PUT YOUR F**KING PHONE ON SILENT, YOU NEANDERTHAL!!!
Jeeze, it's like some people have ZERO workplace etiquette 😡😡😡3 -
Did you know?
Critical error notifications in production are not a problem if you don't give a fuck.4 -
Notification: someone you know is on Instagram
Me: ohhh? Are they? Fucking good for them then ain't it. Least they're not on fucking heroin...7 -
Whoever created LinkedIn website, please fix the fake notifications. It's so annoying. even if there is no messages or request it's still shows the notification 😣4
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*pulls down Android notifications*
*Scrolls through ≈ virtual 70 cm of devRant notifs*
Anyone else think devRant should have a setting to enable for merging all notifications into one notification card linking to notifs Activity that has running totals of ++s and comments?10 -
that moment when you get mor notifications from devRant than Facebook you feel like you're home, like you know you are finally where you belong2
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I'm pretty sure I like getting devRant notifications more than tinder ones now. Somethings wrong here 😂2
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it can be the most interesting article in the world, but if you ask me to confirm cookies, to enable notifications and to disable my adblock or subscribe to your aWeSoMe newsletter at the same time I'm not interested in spending any more time on your site
oh and also, FUCK YOU, return your degree, resign and FUCK OFF2 -
I often create git issues seconds before pushing the fix, then closing them immediately.
Allows my coworkers to receive notifications that I am actually working...2 -
Guys notifications for new Rant in Firefox unofficial devRant extension are coming in few days !!!!!
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Windows logic:
* User disables notifications *
* Windows gives a notification about disabled notifications *
Fuck.1 -
Anyone could help Microsoft to fix their LinkedIn notifications ? It's not working for ages I think they got stuck.
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!rant
In firefox:
about:config
In "dom.webnotifications.enabled", change "true" to "false"
Website notifications are now disabled. You're welcome.8 -
How I hate when you can't change notification sounds and/or vibrations... Unless I'm totally blind this includes DevRant too at least on Android 😁8
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Yesterday I submitted my chrome extension to the chrome web store.
Today it got accepted!
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/...16 -
Am I the only one who thinks that using a flashlight for notifications is the worst fucking idea ever?10
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Thanks Microsoft, thankyou for not grouping notifications on windows 10 when multiple come through from the same app at the same time...
Opened the mail app after having it disabled for a while and it slowly queued up over 120 notifications that came through one by fucking one...
Why can't you just detect there are tonnes of notifications and just send 1 saying there are notifications... ffs7 -
Feature request:
A lot of people have been commenting on rants just to later get notifications about it, but also from my experience often times I comment on a rant but don't want to be subscribed to it.
Why not make it not subscribe you to the rant by default, and instead change the rant mute button to do the opposite and subscribe you to that rant? It would avoid the pointless comments, and this
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So I set up push notifications from my Raspberry Pi to my Android phone, to know when exim sent a mail locally.
The easy part was the actual push notifications.
The more tedious part turned out to be looking for a way to send a notification for each mail.
After some research, Procmail seemed to be the only fitting tool to pass info to a command (in order to give the push notification some content so I know what's up)
In the middle of everything, I managed to fuck up exim system-wide, so mails didn't work, which was fucking great of course...
The magic receipt is this:
:0 c
| ${NOTIFY} -t "Pi mail: $SUBJECT"
Anyway, this is the result (using a test mail by mdadm + an actual degraded array I am still waiting on replacement drives for):
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My grandpa just called me and asked if I could remove some Facebook notifications from his phone. I know it's been milked to the moon and back, but I'm a programmer, not IT.
I guess I don't blame him, though; in his mind, that's probably what all programmers do.
Here's the real wtf thing: he told me that after I messed with his phone last time I saw him, it's been sooo much faster. WTF I NEVER MESSED WITH YOUR PHONE ALL I DID WAS ADD MY CONTACT INFO
why me3 -
FUCK FIREBASE, FUCK CLOUD MESSAGING, FUCK GOOGLE, FUCK APPLE, FUCK PUSH NOTIFICATIONS, FUCK PROGRAMMING AND FUCK MY LIFE. JUST TELL ME MOTHERFUCKERS WHY NOTIFICATIONS IS NOT WORKING ANYMORE, I SWEAR I DIDN'T CHANGE A SINGLE LINE OF THE FUCKING CODE. AND IT'S BEEN ONLY ONE WEEK SINCE THE LAST TIME I TESTED IT.5
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Disable email notifications.
Checking email only 3-4 times during the day saves a lot of concentration. -
JIRA 2017: "Too many emails? Download the JIRA app and get notifications on your phone instead!"
JIRA 2018: "Too many notifications?" -
Facebook...
Notification list..
Oh look, 5,000 notifications..
No problem, I'll just read the interesting looking ones and ignore the rest.
Lets scroll shall we..
And, go and visit one.
And go back to the notification list..
And have to start all the way from the beginning again, instead of where we left off !!!
WTF, who designs this shit !
Don't be like Facebook..
I know you can right click and open in new tab, but then that screws with the read / unread flags, and its just messy, why not make it work right in the first place.6 -
Good morning everyone, may your notifications be full of ++s and mentions rather than new comments.3
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Finally had the time to finish the notification filter, also made the download instructions much simpler than before
Had to remove the unread notification dots, because else I simply didn't have enough space and everything else just didn't seem right
The script also solves the issue where the notifications don't get marked as read once clicked and adds an "unread" tab
https://github.com/7twin/...
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An online shop ... something like Amazon Shopping for South East Asia keeps on sending me their newsletter even though I have already unsubscribed. I wish they'd hire me to take care of their email service.
Although I doubt this is a bug and perhaps one of a schemes of the marketing department and they are already aware of this. Sneaky corporate bastards.
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Allowing webpages to send notifications is the new ask toolbar for older people. Just saw my father's smartphone with hundreds of notifications from one. Please God have mercy
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Just flashed a clean marshmallow kdz on my phone, finally running smooth after months of me raging at my phone. Hopefully I will start getting devRant push notifications now!2
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I can't always check my phone at work but I can still get devRant notifications on my Moto 360. Well I checked my watch so much today that I killed the battery before 4pm. Now I have to sneak to the bathroom to check notifications for the next hour.
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Does this happen to anyone else? Load up the notifications tab, and after about a half a second there notifications all just disappear. I have to reload the tab to see them. This happens all the time. Android 8.
I'll open a report on the github page of others see this problem too.
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Great... Now I'm beginning to get empty Facebook notifications. Time to uninstall I guess, because this is fucking annoying!
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Oh when did devRant start saying ++ instead of +1 in the system notifications? The notifs tab still says +1 though.
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Holy moved notifications, Batman! I like it, but boy was I confused when my hamburger didn't have lettuce on it.2
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I just discovered the clear notifications button...
I wasted so much time going through them manually 😂 -
I had to disable my notifications for devRant because it was taking me away from paying attention to my children.
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@dfox
Feature request:
If(When you are in the app and go to notifications, group the notifications for the same rant.
||
Automatically sort unread notifications to the top)
{
Zombie = happy;
}
Sometimes I have to scroll forever1 -
Smartphone manufacturer OnePlus tests notifications in production 😄
https://gizmodo.com/oneplus-acciden...5 -
I constantly open devRant and check my notifications, but I have to learn that they fixed notifications now... I'm not that popular!3
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So like... did every social media app meet up and go
"yo!
Ordering notifications and timelines chronologically in a way that makes sense?
Yeah mate, fuck it!"?2 -
@dfox @trogus can the notifications area be split between +1'd comments and rants and new comments? Or the ability to remove selected comment thread notifications? Cheers. Great app btw5
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What am I doing with my life... but hey, at least there's some devRant notifications I can go through.
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+1 if you think devRant should start sending notifications like "congrats on your 300 +1 rant. claim your swag"3
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Why have the majority of social networks decided that people using their service in the most basic way deserves a notification?
"Ooh, I have 3 notifications according to the app icon, they must be things that need my attention."
<opens app>
* In case you missed DickSlap's [tweet/post/other]
* RomanHelmet liked a [tweet/post/other] from SpaffMuncher
* MuffSnapper added a new photo
Why does that need a notification? That's just users using your app. That's what I expect when I open the app. I expect to see people posting things. This is going to make me start ignoring notifications in the same way I ignore emails marked as urgent.9 -
Little story, about how i get things fucked up.
I've been working for two nights on some project, and we have notifications in slack about new commits, and i've been working for myself, not pulling any commits for this time, cause no notifications 've been received, and then when i've tried to commit&push i've realized that there is 14 commits before me, and someone just accidentally turned off notifications :C
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Ok rant time. This app really needs to stack the notifications instead of popping a new one for every single thing and spam my notifications (Android)3
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Just noticed the notifications now display ++'d instead of +1'd, my brain can now rest easy knowing...3
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!metarant
Why do the notifications say "<insert your name here> +1'd your (Rant||Comment)" when it should say "++'d your (Rant||Comment)". 😜6 -
Has anyone else noticed that the notifications screen's title is just "Notifs" even though it could've been "Notifications"?2
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@dfox can you add a way to disable notifications when on certain time? Sometimes I'm on school and I get flooded with DevRant notifications.6
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Sometimes, after devRant makes a new notification, the app crashes with the following stacktrace: http://pastebin.com/yyKL80nB3
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Dear random blog/news website,
Why do you equate a random visit via a Google search to wanting you to bombard me with notifications? What is wrong with at least waiting for frequent or multiple repeat visits before asking for notification access?
As shocking as this may be to you, most of us are not desperate for content from random, virtually-nameless websites/blogs. If that is you, please seek professional help.
In fact, please seek professional help anyway.
Sincerely,
Virtually every visitor your website will ever have4 -
Has anyone gotten to the point where they are just clearing their notifications because it's too much to look through?5
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@dfox An option in the Settings to keep from getting notifications about "News comments on a post you commented on!"9
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I check whatsapp, facebook and devRant in that sequence because 0 notifications, 0 notifications ,2 ++s.
Am I being ignored or something by the lesser intellects of this planet? And thanks devRant for all the attention.8 -
Feature request:
I would love if within notifications section-new notifications would have something like different bg color(possibly abit darker?)
Why?
Because those little green/gray thingies are barely visible (arent eye-catching enough)2 -
When you can't get any work done because devRant pushed out an update that includes notifications...7
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@dfox New excellent algo sort makes lots of old threads bumb which means better notifications is suddenly more important.
I'm wishing for notifications grouped per thread and with a line or two of the rant/comment the notifications is about. -
My eyes are burning. Too much color on the notifications page, evil avatars.
There should have been a warning "Do not open in dark!"5 -
To everyone who are using service workers on your website to implement notifications: wait untill I visit your website at least more than once before you ask me if I want notifications from your website.3
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It's weird how imposter syndrome kicks in when I get notifications on something I shared on social media!2
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Slack has to be joking. I just wanted to use it in my browser, because their beautiful and definitely not electron based app takes 600MB RAM. Fuck you Slack!
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Another thing about Android 9:
I miss the thing where shortcuts for settings, wifi, bluetooth etc are separate from the notification drawer and you can pick by dragging down on the left or right side of the screen. Because yes, I have a 19.5x9 aspect ratio, but have you ever tried to read long notifications in portrait mode?!? Notifications are important! They need more than 1.5cm (!) of space. Yes! I measured! And this is ridiculous!
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Error reporting was flooded with failed database connection connections with me being baffled what was causing it.
Yeah, fucking network operator didn't tell us anything about maintenance work. Fuck you, too. -
After the update, my notification bar is flooded with like notifications,
I think they should be combined back to 1 notif18 -
Is it just my phone or does the devRant app like to crash when you spend more than a few minutes in another app? Also I don't get notifications anymore
If anyone has any reasoning behind why these happen (since sometime in August I believe), I'd really appreciate it.1 -
FML. I JUST realized devRant can push notifications. I don't have to open the app every ten minutes now. 🤖1
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$FEATURE_REQUEST
Show notifications in the favicon. There's a prebuilt js library under the MIT/GPLv2 here https://github.com/ejci/favico.js -
DR-4798: Have notifications be marked as read only when clicked on instead of after seeing content
Priority: Should Fix
Type: Story
Description:
**Background**
Some users are reporting that they are not seeing all of their notifications because one notification marks all other notifications as read. This is because users mostly focus on the notification tapped on and then return to the notification screen. But other notifications such as mentions may reside on the same page and thus marks notification as read leaving users to miss out on possible important responses, etc.
Let’s change the way we mark notifications as read by only marking them as read once clicked on not seen.2 -
I wonder how fast the mail server pewdiepie uses will go down, if he turned on notifications for every like, comment etc.2
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I wanted to join the dark side, so I did, now I can't tell the difference between read and unread notifications. Am I thick?6
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iOS notifications stopped working... Certs are good, nothing wss changed regarding notifications, everything works fine on the android side... What do you want from me apple???!!1
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When you keep receiving notifications from a app that you uninstalled because it's still loaded into memory.2
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Just noticed that taping on the date in the notification shade on Android opens the clock app instead of calendar... God damn this is mildly annoying5
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This is a rant.
Sorry rant community...I haven't had so much time lately. Too much work to do, and you reminded me that it's passed quite a lot of time from the last login. And for you I meant the rant community developers!
I will be here more often in the future!
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If you are a product designer who looks at an app, adds in a "DISABLE ALL NOTIFICATION" button and still sends notifications after disabling..
If you think you've gained a wee bit extra marketing from your decision, know that the only thing you have achieved is me getting irritated and uninstalling your app.
Also, fuck you for thinking that any sane person would want to go rate your app on play store five times a day, even after I rated a 1 star earlier.
The app was actually well made by whoever the Dev's were. Moronic managers who make decisions to sneak in stupid aggressive marketing notifications should be made to sit in a room and click on the feature they wanted for an hour. -
Open LinkedIn notifications, 22 new connections pending, oh cool. All recruiters!
GET TAE FUCK WILL YE（╯°□°）╯︵( .o.)7 -
Thanks Google calendar for sometimes giving me notifications and sometimes not. Missed am appointment due that.
Anyone here with the same problem? It's really inconsistent.
Ooh PS I did setup the notifications.1 -
When you expect that your rant is lit and wait for the notifications but it's not and there's none. L0L5
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DevRant notifications be like "A person commented on a rant that the person who commented on their rant posted!"6
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Is anyone using Slack? I just downloaded it in order to use it with Laravel notifications. How is your experience with this?4
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Oh look, a notification from LinkedIn, ut should be that job application.
*open LinkedIn*
Say congratulations to sOmEunKnOwN for his...
pfft shut up, like I give a damn cookie3 -
!rant
Jesus, I was away for one day after I posted my previous rant, and my notifications were pretty big.
Thanks ~
I can't imagine those who have more than 100 notifications when they post. tho
PS : It was only 57 notifications. But that's pretty new to me1 -
Question: which is better approach?
1. Use push notifications to tell react website that new data is available
OR
2. Use SignalR (similar to socket.io) and push data in real time?
The down side of SignalR is server needs to map connections --> use more memory while push notifications doesn't require that13 -
There must be a simple, reliable, compatible, battery efficient way to poll an api every ten minutes and send user a notification, right?
AlarmManager : Ok. But who cares about battery anyways?
Google cloud messaging : Ok, you can have battery efficiency. But who lives without Google anyways?
JobScheduler : Ok, but you need Lollipop. Which Android phone doesn't get updates? Oh wait, shit.6 -
Ok so, why not. Let us send a bunch of sms tests, they are cheaper than push notifications, right?
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I'm tired of being forced to use an overengineered library for every little thing I'm given to implement. I don't want to add nodejs bloatware to my service just because I neet to pass single json object through a message pipeline. I'm all for reusability, but this is crossing every line now.3
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So I've backed font awesome 5 a while back at kickstarter. I've linked my github account to the repo. Now my mailbox get spamed by their issues.
Question: is there a way to deactivate mail notification for a single repo?
So far i found:
- disable all github mails (nope)
- unwatch the repo (would work, but I just want to disable the emails, as they make up 50% of my daily inbox)4 -
So umm.. the "Update on new rants" notif is turned off in the settings, but i'm still getting the push notifications. Does this happen to anyone else? Is this worth opening an issue on gh?1
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Had to change my password on my bitbucket cause a former employer was adding ssh keys.
Sorry pal, email notifications are rats1 -
Did anyone else notice a sudden drop in battery backup after devRant update with push notifs?
I have muted the notifs, but I guess the app still makes the calls to show notifications, but why would that take so much battery.
PS. : I haven't installed any other apps in the past few days.4 -
Notification icon suddenly starts showing that I have notifications to see, even though there are none. And it is same number of notifications that I had when I woke up this morning.
I'm using iOS.
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So, is it possible to disable push notifications for when someone comments on a rant you commented on by default?5
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Who else needs a snooze notifications option for the night like slack? Too many notifications at night lol2
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Just came back from lunch with 100+ new slacks notifications about the new iPhones I thought something serious was happening.2
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Developing a News app in android and kinda struck at the point where a new news is added to the server and then to be notified to all users.. I mean I want to know how to correctly implement push notifications and will I need an XMPP server for that ? If so ,then which one do all you experienced devs suggest..?
Thanks.. #awesomeCommunity5 -
class post
{
public string type = "question";
public string info =
"I made a Notification Drawer for pc. It checks a file every 0.01 second. If that file contains a specific line of code, the notification drawer shows a notification. This way I can make other programs to be able to send notifications.";
public string question = "Is there an easier / better way to make 2 or more programs communicate?"
}9 -
Does anybody feel that the notifications are broken in the Android devRant app?
It works fine on my iPad.4 -
Desktop PUSH Notification requests are fucking stupid! I get that you’re all edgy and shit and made your stupid site into a PWA or are just trying to spam me with this amazing new access you’ve been granted over the last few years.... But fucking stop it.
If you have a PWA and a user is viewing you on desktop clearrrllyyyy they’re not mobile and your request is pointless. Log the access as 1 of the 3 they need before being allowed to install it as an icon and ONLY on mobile request push as part of the install. Maybe just maybe it’s ok if they’re mobile browsing...
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How do I turn off notifications for a specific post I commented on?
The reason being: people will keep commenting on a post I once posted in and I don't want to get notifications of those.3 -
Why am I no longer getting push notifications from Devrant? I really miss those.
Having to open the app to check for notifications is not as rewarding.
And yes, I have them enabled in the settings 🙁5 -
Little question: is it just me that does not get the notification when browsing with the browser? If I go here (https://www.devrant.io/feed/recent) I see no notifications in the top left icon (the one that opens the menu) but if I go on the app, BAM! new notifications waiting.
This has been happening only recently, is it just me?7 -
Posting here so everyone can tell me if they have the same problem. I can't scroll through older notifications, so I get stuck with notifications in the end since I can't read them (outside the limit fetched). I think @dfox should implement infinite scrolling like on the Rants screen.
Do any of you suffer from the same problem?
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I don't know if anyone else has had this issue, but how on earth do you clear the notifications for this app? Driving me nuts right now!
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Does someone has the same problem? I ticked all notifications but it still shows that there should be one...
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Does anyone else have any issues getting devRant push notifications on Android?
I've checked my app settings and device settings and can't see anything that would prevent them coming through.
Anyone have any ideas?2 -
Put notifications in their place and carefully selecting which apps can interrupt you and at what times for what purposes.
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Anyone here that randomly received a chrome push notification from some random website (I don't even know the website)?
I know I can block the website but I didn't allow it in the first place.2 -
DevRant notifications for posts and comments that aren't even funny or creative are the only positivity these days
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Bloody softlayer sending notifications about expected downtime on "IMS services" (which could mean any of a great number of things), without specifying what it is, what it does or to what services or regions it is related...
Grmbl, what use is there to get a notification about unexpected maintenance if you can't even make out if you'll be affected or not! -
more often than not i receive devrant notifications only with wifi connection but not with mobile data despite a good connection. is this a setting i missed or just an odd behavior by my isp or something else?3
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Even though I mute push notifications for any post I still get notifications of comment on that post
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!bug
Does anyone know why I'm not getting any notifications anymore? I have them activated in the settings and I haven't changed anything in the system settings (i.e changing android permissions).
I recently upgraded my S7 to android 8 if that helps10 -
!rant
Never done a "full-fledged" Android app, but I had to, for school.
It works (by now), now I can sleep
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!rant && meta_question
Is it possible to get notifications from a rant without having posted or ++'d it, etc?
I found there is an option to mute notifications on rants, but not vice versa.
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