Call comes down from the CEO and through his "Yes Man" that some investors are coming by to visit and he want to show off the data center and test servers. There are four full racks of storage servers filled with HDDs and each server has 4 to 16 HDDs a piece.
I got told to "make all of the lights blink", which can be epic seeing it in action but my test cycles rarely aligned that way.

All morning I was striping RAID arrays and building short mixed I/O tests to maximize "LED blinking" for the boss's henchman.

Investors apparently live/die by blinking light progress and it was all on me to get everything working.

/he/ meets "she" in a dating app.

It's a match!

When a restaurant banner gives you an error message.

When I define a function which is supposed to return something (for example int), I always write 'return 0;' after I wrote the signature of it to avoid the red error-marker. It drives me crazy... After I finished coding I replace the 'return 0;' with what I actually wanted to return.

Got a new excuse for slacking off... DNS propagation... eurghhh

Windows update in an image!

CSS is an awesome language. It only takes you a few years of practice to be able to style a minimalist website in a matter of days.

I think more people here will get this

Today I finally found out, what's real 64GB/s speed. My vacuum cleaner ate my flashdisk.

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